Best Rejection Lines...

[TrixieFox]

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Me: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."

 

[Woozle]

"It's not you, it's me."

 

[TrixieFox]

"It's not you, it's me."

its not me its you

 

[Nexus Cabler]

If I need an odor to ward off animals and a body type to level my house, I'll give you a call.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

hi * gets maced *

 

[BooTheHamster]

"Please stand further away, you're curdling the cream in my White Russian."

 

[Nexus Cabler]

Sorry but ogres don't get to live happily ever after

 

[Yakamaru]

Didn't know orcs existed until I met you.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Let me sing you the song of my people

 

[BooTheHamster]

"Who farted?"

 

[TrixieFox]

Roses are red, violets are blue
when I take out the trash I think of you

 

[BooTheHamster]

"They say everyone has a leitmotif. When did you realize yours was the losing horn from The Price is Right?"

 

[TrixieFox]

Roses are red, violets are blue
I thought I was ugly, til I saw you

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Roses are red, violets are blue, so what if I'm ugly boo hoo

 

[Woozle]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[BooTheHamster]

"Please maintain your distance, you look like you have something serious."

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Sorry, I have plans with my cats.

 

[TrixieFox]

Roses are red, better back your bag
Im not interested, you ugly hag

(is this too mean?)

 

[BooTheHamster]

Roses are red, better back your bag
Im not interested, you ugly hag

(is this too mean?)

(The point of the game is to "be mean" but to no one in specific, basically a writing exercise with a prompt, I thought.)

 

[TrixieFox]

(The point of the game is to "be mean" but to no one in specific, basically a writing exercise with a prompt, I thought.)

yes

 

[Woozle]

You're just not the girl for me, I'm in love with your mom.

 

[Fallowfox]

You're just not the girl for me, I'm in love with your mom.

Spoiler

Spoilered because of a bikini.

 

[a sleepy kitty]

I've seen things in my toilet that are more attractive than you.

 

[TrixieFox]

Roses are red, my duck causes strife
You better leave before I uninstall Life

 

[RamblingRenegade]

I've tried uninstalling life before, It's never better afterwards