Self-Appointed FAF Bitchmuffin
Once I was passing out fliers and someone's dog bit me as its owners sat in the backyard and laughed. They looked like crackheads. That was very unusual for me, since I inherited my grandfathers way with animals. Normally animals love me. Heck, I've had falcons and foxes let me sit by them and chill, and I've only ever had one cat try to attack me... but he was a little fucker anyway.