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Blame all the worlds problems on fat people

Azure

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The trick there is getting them to fit into the hybrids.
That reminds me of the time I saw 4 overweight men in a Geo Metro. I think the bodyweight of the car was doubled due to their presence, and I hate to think what would happen if they hit a speed bump.
 

Takun

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If there were no fat people, who would we laugh at? :<

You. So I'd start sneaking everyone you know extra food, cause I can be mean.

:3


^_^
 

eternal_flare

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One question, which size of belly do you consider fat? I mean, yeah my belly is there but it's not like I'm overweight, where's the line between fat and not-fat.
 

Aden

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One question, which size of belly do you consider fat? I mean, yeah my belly is there but it's not like I'm overweight, where's the line between fat and not-fat.

I think the situation we're talking about here is "morbidly obese". Or at least close to it. A little pudge here and there never hurt anyone.

I have a bit of pudginess just because I haven't exercised in a while, but I'm the type who could eat an entire cake and lose two pounds. :roll:

That reminds me of the time I saw 4 overweight men in a Geo Metro. I think the bodyweight of the car was doubled due to their presence, and I hate to think what would happen if they hit a speed bump.

Wow. I didn't think it was possible to get four people inside one of those things in the first place. I lol'd picturing that scene. :D
 
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Dragoneer

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What about the soccer moms with the big-ass SUV's. I say it's their fault.
My sister and brother-in-law (both fit and trim as can be) bought an H3 hummer. Why? Because their previous car "had bad gas mileage".

I'll repeat that. They upgraded to a Hummer because their previous SUV had bad gas mileage.
 

Takun

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My sister and brother-in-law (both fit and trim as can be) bought an H3 hummer. Why? Because their previous car "had bad gas mileage".

I'll repeat that. They upgraded to a Hummer because their previous SUV had bad gas mileage.


Wow. That's about as bad as switching from smashing your head in with a mallet to smashing your head in with a hammer, "because you were getting headaches."
 

Dragoneer

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Wow. That's about as bad as switching from smashing your head in with a mallet to smashing your head in with a hammer, "because you were getting headaches."
Well, yeah. My brother-in-law is a sports agent who manages some of the Eagles, so... he doesn't really bother with things like money, price tags.

I can't even imagine what the hell their old SUV got if it had bad gas mileage compared to a hummer.
 

Takun

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Bambi

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Wow. Since this is the internet, I'll laugh. But since it's the BBC too, I'll cry.
 

makmakmob

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Really fat people are harder to kill in police operations to! Really! I've heard of people in the police force in the U.S. have died because they couldn't kill the fat bastard in time and just shot the fat. Granted, a PDW or assault rifle WOULD have done the job, but what can I say. They should invent 'anti fat' rounds; you know, like talons, only bigger.
 

Ty Vulpine

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Really fat people are harder to kill in police operations to! Really! I've heard of people in the police force in the U.S. have died because they couldn't kill the fat bastard in time and just shot the fat. Granted, a PDW or assault rifle WOULD have done the job, but what can I say. They should invent 'anti fat' rounds; you know, like talons, only bigger.

That's why they have beanbag bullets now. Doesn't kill, but stings like hell, fat or not.
 

Ratte

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Guess you could say I'm happy being kinda chubbish...I'd rather be built big and heavy than being a stick thin twig with no tits and no life.

=D

Take that models!
 
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