She graduated top of her class in the Navy Sloths and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on The-Hyuumons, and she has over 300 confirmed kills. She's trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire Sloth armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target. She will wipe you the fuck out with adorable precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth. You think you can get away by running because she's a sloth? Think again. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies across the jungle and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hyumon. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead. She can be anywhere, anytime, eventually when she gets there and she can slowly kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her adorableness. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the South American Sloth population and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about how slow she was, was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price. She will shit furry all over you and you will drown in it.
