My fursona could quite literally KICK the shit out of you.
He wouldn't lay either of his hands on you.
Oi mayt dont u be cheeky wit' meSo... is the shit literal too, or just the kick? :V Cause if it's literal, I'm sure I know a couple of people who enjoy that kind of stuff. ;3
I'm a Chocobo, therefore the argument's over.
Yet so am I... Shall we continue?
We can share being awesome. I'll have the up side, you'll have the down side.