Breaking News: All crimes are legal for a week. What is the first thing your sona does?

[Paws the Gryphon]

Go on a grand global campaign to sabotage any and all online toy stores for stealing her (various) homes by switching to online in the first place.

 

[Simo]

Catch foxes, of course!

 

[Frank Gulotta]

I probably wouldn't attempt anything crazy, given the fact it would also be completely legal for anyone to shoot me

 

[anonfoxer]

Catch foxes, of course!

I resent this statement, you will never catch me!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Turn everyone into skunks by releasing skunk transformation gases in the atmosphere!

Maybe the expert in transformation potions @metatherat could help there.

 

[Tytysi]

Ty? He's going straight to his Goddess's quarters to raid her books and such on magicks. Gotta sharpen them skills! TAKE ALL THE POWER!! For, er, fun, of course. Not idle dreams of world domination. No, that would be Bishek.

 

[Rhyn Corinn]

Bully me all ya want, I aint changing for anyone

Right on, be yourself!!

Then proceed to eat people

also...this is my answer too. O_O

 

[Toasty9399]

Commit Tax Fraud

 

[Kinare]

She'd just live her normal life because "crime" in the typical sense doesn't exist in Toger's world. "Breaking da rulez" is less of an issue of "it's the law, follow rulez cuz otherwise jail or fine" and more like "if you hurt someone else they gonna retaliate and you better be able to handle that". Stealing and the like aren't really a thing, because to "steal" from someone it would have to be someone in the clan and that's essentially stealing from family. There are very few personal belongings to even go after, and what few there are have more personal worth than trade value (there's no currency, just trade). Food and such is shared among the clan, rarely is there a personal stash, and if there is it's just small things like sweets or cured meats that everyone has access to anyways.

 

[aomagrat]

Alcohol, tobacco and firearms!

 

[ConorHyena]

war crimes

 

[Polaris]

Loot the liquor stores.

 

[Connery]

Devil's lettuce.

A lot of it

 

[TemetNosce88]

Download a car.

 

[Rassah]

Put up a bunch of tiny houses to rent for cheap without the county being able to stop me.

 

[Mambi]

Seek out the largest controlled catnip growing operation and go nuts...

 

[TheCynicalViet]

He goes out and calmly Hiro Shishigami's a bunch of people

 

[Tyll'a]

He takes his sword in hand...and stays home. He'd rather keep his tail attached, thank you very much!

 

[Tatsuo chan]

She would kill those she sees as evil

 

[sleepy kitty]

Jane the bat: she would steal horses from abusive owners.

Tiffany the folf: she would steal hundreds of CDs from thrift stores.

Winston the (feral) cat: he would steal all of the crunchy, soft-filled treats from Walmart.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Probably nothing.... it is not fun if there isn't a risk of getting in trouble.

Or steal from the Mischief Mart....

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Looks at hit list.*

How much time do I have to do this?

*Head tilt.*

 

[sleepy kitty]

Miss Kitten would grow weed.

 

[Sappho]

Miss Kitten would grow weed.

Isn't it legal in New york?

 

[Foxy Emy]

Miss Kitten would grow weed.

Not Cat Nip? OwO