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But why would you do such a thing?

Flumpor

Active Member
The rules are simple.

You are being accused of doing something and have to give a reason why you did it.
Then you accuse the user below you of doing something.

Example:

The user above me accuses me of stealing all the pies from the orphanage, then my post would be:

"I did it because the woman who baked those pies poisoned them and I needed the evidence to get her arrested"

Now I accuse the next poster:

"But why would you go naked to your best friends wedding?"

I'll start:

But why would you burn down your house?
 
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Deleted member 111470

Guest
I did it because there was a massive spider, and totally not for insurance fraud.

But why would you spike the drinking water with sedatives?
 

Flumpor

Active Member
By showing that the infrastructure is so massively flawed that I can just put sedatives in it I bring to attention that our security in that department is faulty, also they are a great source of Vitamin C.

But why would you tackle a ten year old girl?
 

Skychickens

Late Healer Ferret
Because I am a ferret and that’s how we play?

But you. You horrible monster. Why did you replace all the meat with vegetables?!
 

Flumpor

Active Member
So you get off your ass and learn to hunt on your own.

But why did you eat the declaration of independence?
 
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Infrarednexus

Guest
Because I saw a wasp land on your face and wanted to kill it before it could sting you.

But honey, why did you shrink the kids?
 

SeahorseySauce

New Member
Eh, they kept insisting on watching Frozen.
Had to get them outta my hair some how!

But Santy Clause... Why did you steal our Christmas tree? Why?
 

Flumpor

Active Member
It's a small version from the tree in Evil Dead 2, you're welcome.

But why did you eat the 40 pies! They are making math problems out of you right now.
 
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Deleted member 111470

Guest
It was calling me names.

But why did you throw a molotov cocktail into the air conditioner?
 

Flumpor

Active Member
It's an empty building and by reselling the property and collecting the insurance I can build a shelter for the homeless.

But why would you bite his ENTIRE ASS.
 

Flumpor

Active Member
The president of the puppy kicking club? Well, why wouldn't I?

But why would you even try to drown a fish?
 
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Deleted member 111470

Guest
I like adding a splash of color to my life.

But why did you go down a hill with a mountain bike doing 300 miles an hour?
 

Flumpor

Active Member
GOTTA GO FAST!

But why would you ship Sonic the Hedgehog and the Emperor from Warhammer 40K?
 

Skychickens

Late Healer Ferret
Because they’re made for each other!!1!1

However...why did you leak all the next episodes of my favorite show?!
 
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Deleted member 111470

Guest
Because I'm a sinner and I worship Evil.

But why did you buy all the pink shirts from the mall?
 

Slytherin Umbreon

Black Lives Matter
I like Chaos, and this is the laziest easiest way to make it.

But why would you make this thread?
 

Skychickens

Late Healer Ferret
Because you're working in a government office and I need my files D:

But why won't you join me in the fight for the right for ferrets to be free and equals in Skunk Nation?? D:
 
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