But why would you do such a thing?

[Flumpor]

The rules are simple.

You are being accused of doing something and have to give a reason why you did it.
Then you accuse the user below you of doing something.

Example:

Spoiler

The user above me accuses me of stealing all the pies from the orphanage, then my post would be:

"I did it because the woman who baked those pies poisoned them and I needed the evidence to get her arrested"

Now I accuse the next poster:

"But why would you go naked to your best friends wedding?"

I'll start:

But why would you burn down your house?

 

[Deleted member 111470]

I did it because there was a massive spider, and totally not for insurance fraud.

But why would you spike the drinking water with sedatives?

 

[Flumpor]

By showing that the infrastructure is so massively flawed that I can just put sedatives in it I bring to attention that our security in that department is faulty, also they are a great source of Vitamin C.

But why would you tackle a ten year old girl?

 

[Skychickens]

Because I am a ferret and that’s how we play?

But you. You horrible monster. Why did you replace all the meat with vegetables?!

 

[Flumpor]

So you get off your ass and learn to hunt on your own.

But why did you eat the declaration of independence?

 

[Guifrog]

I was hungry. I'm always hungry.

You over there, why did you punch me in the eyes? I did nothing to you and now I got them crossed.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Because I saw a wasp land on your face and wanted to kill it before it could sting you.

But honey, why did you shrink the kids?

 

[SeahorseySauce]

Eh, they kept insisting on watching Frozen.
Had to get them outta my hair some how!

But Santy Clause... Why did you steal our Christmas tree? Why?

 

[Flumpor]

It's a small version from the tree in Evil Dead 2, you're welcome.

But why did you eat the 40 pies! They are making math problems out of you right now.

 

[Diretooth]

Because Lex Luthor was going to steal them anyway. And that's terrible.

But why in the world did you kick that poor dog?!

 

[Deleted member 111470]

It was calling me names.

But why did you throw a molotov cocktail into the air conditioner?

 

[Flumpor]

It's an empty building and by reselling the property and collecting the insurance I can build a shelter for the homeless.

But why would you bite his ENTIRE ASS.

 

[Diretooth]

I'm a dragon, I can't exactly have a small nibble. It's hard to get an area that small.

So, uh, why did you take that sapphire necklace?

 

[Flumpor]

I need that Saphire for my Thanos cosplay.

But why would you join ISIS?

 

[Diretooth]

To dismantle them from the inside, of course. A well placed bomb in the midst of the enemy can do a lot of damage.

But, why did you threaten the president?

 

[Flumpor]

The president of the puppy kicking club? Well, why wouldn't I?

But why would you even try to drown a fish?

 

[Yvvki]

Because I obviously did not think things through very well... foiled again.

Why did you paint your ceiling green?

 

[Deleted member 111470]

I like adding a splash of color to my life.

But why did you go down a hill with a mountain bike doing 300 miles an hour?

 

[Flumpor]

GOTTA GO FAST!

But why would you ship Sonic the Hedgehog and the Emperor from Warhammer 40K?

 

[Skychickens]

Because they’re made for each other!!1!1

However...why did you leak all the next episodes of my favorite show?!

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Because I'm a sinner and I worship Evil.

But why did you buy all the pink shirts from the mall?

 

[Flumpor]

Free shirts at the next party!!!

But why did you divide by 0?

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

I like Chaos, and this is the laziest easiest way to make it.

But why would you make this thread?

 

[Flumpor]

to get secrets.

but why would you tell me your Social Security Number?

 

[Skychickens]

Because you're working in a government office and I need my files D:

But why won't you join me in the fight for the right for ferrets to be free and equals in Skunk Nation?? D: