But why would you do such a thing?

[TR273]

Because the Internet told me to.

But why would glue miniature unicorns to the Hells Angles’ motorbikes?

 

[Marcl]

Because they are so manly, that this even is a manly thing to do (and they were bronies at the same time).

By why would you play an only vinyl backwards?

 

[idkthough120]

Because backward songs have hidden meanings.

But why would you do nothing?

 

[Marcl]

I was tired (and I'm sweet, so nobody can deny me )

But why would you threaten someone with pineapple pizza?

 

[CatTheHyena]

Because they insulted my taste in clearly delicious pizza!!

But why would you eat a live fish in front of 3 year olds?

 

[Tyll'a]

Because the kits need to learn how!

But why would you try to run on ice?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I wanted to run on that...

But why would you not play ps4-

 

[Juju-z]

because I have a computer

But why would you punch a tree?

 

[Tyll'a]

Because I need the wood to build a shelter!

But why would you delete Minecraft?

 

[Juju-z]

because I played it for way too many years.

But why would you light a old ladies hair on fire?

 

[Mossy]

That wig was really smelly. I did what i had to.

But why would you draw a mustache on the mona lisa.

 

[Yakamaru]

Because I thought she'd look funnier with one.

But why did you eat those rotten salted pickles?

 

[TR273]

So I can strip paint with my breath.

But why would you shove crayons up your nose?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I thought it was good..!

But why would you learn history...?

 

[Littlefoot505]

So we can learn to not constantly repeat past mistakes

But why would you drop an apple on your friends head?

 

[idkthough120]

I just wanted to...

But why would you not do gaming?

 

[TR273]

Because I want to be a productive member of society.

But why would you put yourself at the top of Interpol’s 'most wanted’ list?

 

[idkthough120]

So that way I can either get caught or not...

But why would you look out the window?

 

[Littlefoot505]

Because there's nothing but cows and cornfields for hundreds of miles.

But why would you dry your clothes in a pizza oven?

 

[idkthough120]

Because so they can be cool...
But why would you not have a bad time?

 

[Yakamaru]

Because I feel too good to have a bad time. And my present company ain't too bad either..

But why would you eat those nachos? In front of the King?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I was watching.

But why would you be a partner..?

 

[Tyll'a]

Because no one person can do everything.

But why would you jump in a tar pit?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I thought it was a swimming pool.

But why would you give me goggles-

 

[Wollymon]

So that the tar wouldn't burn your eyes

How could you ask for a pop instead of a soda!?