But why would you do such a thing?

[idkthough120]

Because pop is fizzier than soda.

But why would you not watch the news...?

 

[Littlefoot505]

Because ignorance is bliss.

But why would you not watch any science documentaries?

 

[Ravofox]

Because she's blinding me with science!

But why would you squeak that rubber duck in my ear?

 

[Littlefoot505]

Because it's funny.

But why would you spam dead memes on Discord?

 

[Littlefoot505]

It's a water gun and I just want to spray you. Be grateful @Simo is not the one wanting to spray you.

But why would you wake up a sleeping skunk?

 

[MiroTheFox]

It's a water gun and I just want to spray you. Be grateful @Simo is not the one wanting to spray you.

But why would you wake up a sleeping skunk?

For Science.

But why would you Step on those mice?

 

[MiroTheFox]

Because they're filthy rodents

But why would you break that laptop?

Because T̨H҉E̵Y̨ Told me too.

But why are you even alive?

 

[Ravofox]

Because only one of us can live

But why would you jump into a dumpster?

 

[Littlefoot505]

Because some thugs were chasing me and that was my only escape.

But why would you paint pink polka dots on a random stranger's car?

 

[Juju-z]

because they said they wanted to be manly

But why would you launch a random strangers car into a volcano?

 

[idkthough120]

For random purposes, but only testing.

But why would you give a cat tuna?

 

[Littlefoot505]

She won't eat anything else.

But why would you buy a Chromebook?

 

[idkthough120]

I thought it would be reliable.

But why would you look at the sky?

 

[Juju-z]

Because the acid rain is nice this time of year.

But why would you get in a bar fight with a priest, a rabbit, a Buddhist monk, a entire hair salon, and a ceo of kibbles and bits.

 

[idkthough120]

Because I wanted that experience.

But why would you not get an iphone x?

 

[Littlefoot505]

Because I like the old-school iPhones (I actually have an SE) way better and it's so damn expensive.

But why would you want an iPhone X over a OnePlus 6T??

 

[idkthough120]

Because OnePlus doesn't have a sequel.

But why would you use a phone vertically?

 

[Littlefoot505]

Because they're easier to hold that way.

But why would you spend $3000 on a MacBook Pro and not an MSI GS65?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I thought apple was MORE reliable.

But why would you get an android instead of a google pixel

 

[Guifrog]

Most probably because I've never heard of Google Pixel (!)

Why would you try to whistle at the same time you're eating flour?

 

[Nihles]

Because I need to fend off the evils of gluten with the power of music!

But why would you set fire to your own computer?

 

[Furryfox777]

Because I need to fend off the evils of gluten with the power of music!

But why would you set fire to your own computer?

Because I had reasonable suspicion that it was a practitioner of witchcraft.

But why would you eat chicken nuggets without sauce?

 

[Marcl]

The sauce was too spicy.

By why would you eat mustard straight out of the jar?

 

[TR273]

Because eating it out of the mustard-making machine is too difficult.

But why would you turn up to a formal dinner with the Queen wearing an Angel Dragon fursuit?

 

[idkthough120]

Because queens are new to me.

But why would you celebrate something earlier-