But why would you do such a thing?

[Nihles]

Because then I can celebrate it twice! Merry Almost Christmas, F A F !!!

But why would you arrive to family dinner with a chainsaw?

 

[TR273]

You haven’t seen my mother’s cooking, it’s a heavy duty carving knife.

But why would you cram strawberry jelly up your nose?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I want to smell the jelly.

But why would you get involved in the news-

 

[Nihles]

Honey, I AM the news.

But why did you have to spank me when all the film crews were there?

 

[idkthough120]

Because spanking got the best of curiosity.

But why would you not notice cars outside?

 

[Furryfox777]

Because I'm busy watching Cars on Blu-Ray in my home theater.

But why would you yell in class?

 

[idkthough120]

Because... to show my culture.

But why would you miss out on some stuff-

 

[Furryfox777]

Because... to show my culture.

But why would you miss out on some stuff-

Because sometimes you have to miss out when you're hitting on someone.

But why would you leave the stove on?

 

[Keefur]

Because it takes a long, long, long time to cook a Mammoth

Why did you eat all the cookies?

 

[Furryfox777]

Because if I only ate half, the others would feel left out.

But why did you show up at school in pajamas?

 

[MetroFox2]

I though we had pajama party today! (Which, I don't know about any of you, we did have in my primary school).

But why would you take me out of my furs and hides and make me wear these garish silks?

 

[Nihles]

Because if I'm going to not pay attention during physics, I might as well get a comfy nap out of it.

Edit: I took you out of your furs because you can't wear that when you meet the emperor!

But why would you then ask somebody so important, "OwO, what's this?"

 

[Keefur]

Because I'm even MORE important.

Why did you wear roller skates to the restaurant?

 

[Marcl]

I work there and it's part of the restaurant's style.

But why would you hunt the last dinosaur?

 

[Kurrundo the light fox]

Because I can...

But why would you lick that sign it's 30 degrees.

 

[TR273]

Because it was too delicious.

But why would you go to a party dressed as the Goodyear blimp?

 

[Littlefoot505]

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a feral sauropod to find a costume that looks good on him?

But why would you hang upside down from a door frame?

 

[glitchology]

-Motions to self- BECAUSE.

Why did you bring home 47 fish?

 

[Keefur]

Because it was a snow day and they didn't have to be in "school".

Why are you eating crayons?

 

[TR273]

Because pencils are bad for me.

But why would you paint the White House pink?

 

[Juju-z]

Because it already happened before, its in honor of the past

but why would you kidnap the kindergarten hamster?

 

[Skychickens]

Because the thing had wet tail, I needed to medicate it!

You however. What is your excuse for releasing snakes into the hallway??

 

[Yakamaru]

Snakes on a Plane was too mainstream. So I decided to leave some slithery horrors in the hallway.

And you! Why would you randomly hug that person whom look like he just came out of the shower?

 

[TR273]

Because I am testing my new suit made entirely out of towel material.

But why would you steal a police motorcycle and scrawl obscenities in skid marks outside Buckingham Palace

 

[Furryfox777]

Because I am testing my new suit made entirely out of towel material.

But why would you steal a police motorcycle and scrawl obscenities in skid marks outside Buckingham Palace

To assert dominance.

But why would you go to sleep at 3 PM?