But why would you do such a thing?

[Juju-z]

because I never sleep

But why would you hug a porcupine?

 

[TR273]

Free acupuncture.

But why would you sell the Brooklyn Bridge to gullible tourists?

 

[idkthough120]

Because they never had bridges.

But why would you drive to starbucks-

 

[Juju-z]

To sell cheaper coffee, that taste about the same in front of their store

But why would you go ghost hunting in the arctic?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I thought it was ghost busters?

But why would I confuse myself more...

 

[Furryfox777]

Because you'll reach a state of advanced confusion, where you're not even sure whether you're confused or not.

But why would you pretend to be a sunflower?

 

[idkthough120]

Because it's cute that way.

But why would you let that fox run-

 

[Nihles]

So he could chase me! It makes things much more exciting.

But why would you tie up @Marcl in the first place?

 

[idkthough120]

Because for some honey reasons.

But why would you dye your hair in pink?

 

[Skychickens]

Because it was going to fade to that anyway might as well geta head start.

But why would you write a 300page fanfiction?

 

[idkthough120]

Because I tried making good words.

But why would you ask about the meaning of life?

 

[Littlefoot505]

To see if people respond with “42” or not.

But why would you use your cell phone as a wheel chock?

 

[Juju-z]

because Nokia is invincible

but why would you scream at a pidgin?

 

[idkthough120]

Because... I thought it wouldn't notice me.

But why would you not have an alarm clock to wake up?

 

[Furryfox777]

Because it drags me out of bed when I want five more minutes.

But why would you have two screens when you only use one?

 

[Juju-z]

Because I am a artist, and its useful to know what my stuff looks like in different monitor types.

But why would you try to force natives of the lesser known island of grughrguhge, how to speak Chinese?

 

[idkthough120]

Because they need to learn what china is...

But why would you be a pokemon?

 

[Furryfox777]

Because I want to rest in a snug little ball.

but why would you do it on the count of three instead of after 3?

 

[Nihles]

Because that is how I instructed by the scripture in the use of the Good Lord's Holy Hand Grenade!

But why would you lurk all day and mever post?

 

[Keefur]

Because I work during daylight hours and my boss is horrible, treats me with no respect, curses me, makes me do all of the worst jobs, makes me work on holidays with no extra pay, and sometimes... he touches me inappropriately...
I'm self employed.

But why would you quit your job and become a free lance salmon fisherman?

 

[Juju-z]

Because I can fly

But why would you walk down a street playing Barry Manilow songs on loop?

 

[Keefur]

To keep hippies away.

But why would you eat all of the bark off of that old oak tree?

 

[Tyll'a]

Wait, that was an oak tree? I thought it was a cinnamon tree!

But why would you throw away the ketchup?

 

[Nihles]

Because ketchup is just barbecue sauce without any flavor :V

But why would you wear a duckie innertube to the formal dance?

 

[Marcl]

Because I look fabulous in it!

But why would you crack the window glass?