But why would you do such a thing?

[Juju-z]

Because my singing voice is amazing

But why would you send memes to the elderly?

 

[TR273]

For the lol’s

But why would you juggle lit torches outside a gas refinery?

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

Live life on the Inferno.

But why would you age at a rate of 1 year per year?

 

[Nihles]

I asked about deferred aging options and the interest rates were just too costly!

But why would you make car sona?

 

[Guifrog]

Why not? I mean, why not objects sona? Food sona? Mountain sona? CLOUD SONA? EVERYTHING SONA, HAHAHA!!! OwO

But you tell me about it; why would you make a frog suit with fur all over it?

 

[Nihles]

I'd never seen a frog/fox hybrid fursuit before and thought I'd be a cute little snowflake

But why would you eat yellow snow?

 

[Littlefoot505]

I thought it was lemon snow.

But why would you make a dinosaur suit with fur all over it?

 

[Keefur]

Because it's dinner time, and I like unwrapping presents.

But why would you try to eat a bag of marbles?

 

[Nihles]

I like putting balls in my mouth sometimes, ok? :O

But why would you ask a mod to ban himself?

 

[Juju-z]

Because they already banned everyone else.

But why would you try to use a taco for an id, after lighting your car on fire?

 

[Nihles]

THAT WAS SOME INTENSE HOT SAUCE, OK?

But why did you accept a taco as an ID?

 

[Simo]

Because burritos and enchiladas are no longer accepted. Also, I was hungry.

But why would you make out on a trampoline?

 

[TR273]

Because *Answer censored to protect the innocent*.

But why would you choose to duel with large haddocks as weapons?

 

[MiroTheFox]

Because *Answer censored to protect the innocent*.

But why would you choose to duel with large haddocks as weapons?

Because all the other Duel monsters cards suck.

Why did you decide to run for mouse president?

 

[TR273]

Because all the other Duel monsters cards suck.

Why did you decide to run for mouse president?

To make cheese grate again.

But why would you try to sell ice cubes to Eskimos.

 

[MiroTheFox]

To make cheese grate again.

But why would you try to sell ice cubes to Eskimos.

Well you know, I um.... it ...OKAY LOOK! IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA ON PAPER!

BUT WHY THE HECK DID YOU TRY TO TAKE CANDY FROM A BABY!?

 

[Liseran Thistle]

Because it stole the candy from me first.

Why would you try to hide the fact that you discovered the secret to immortality?

@MiroTheFox

 

[MiroTheFox]

Because it stole the candy from me first.

Why would you try to hide the fact that you discovered the secret to immortality?

@MiroTheFox

I, Don't. know what you're talking about.......... >.> <,<...

Why would you ask that?

 

[Liseran Thistle]

because we're playing a game, Miro.

Why would you hide away your secret journals on immortality?

 

[Ravofox]

Because they're a hoax but i want people to think I have discovered the secret.

But why would you eat my turkey?!

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

You left it out for more than 15 seconds. I was allowed to eat it.

But why would you steal the precious thing!?

 

[Liseran Thistle]

Because it was shiny.

Why would you lie, specifically, to me of all people?

 

[Juju-z]

Because I never met you before, hi, how are you?

But why would you hug a hobo while in a trai1n, traveling to canada.

 

[Keefur]

Right... hug... No one ever misses a hobo. (burp) Canadian hobos are also sooo polite.


Why do you go fishing with dynamite?

 

[Bdonewithit]

Because im giving a fireworks show for the fish.

Why would you use a road flare to start the grill?