But why would you do such a thing?

[Foxy Emy]

For SCIENCE! And mischief... Mischief science!

Why did you stick flapjacks to the ceiling?

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Because I got bored sticking pencils on the ceiling.

But why did you hide a dead fish in my bedroom wall?

 

[ben909]

To see if you would eat a fish on the wall... ... we were pretty sure this was the salted dry fish that would not rot quickly

But why did you try and invade the least habitable place for humans on the planet

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

I shall establish a sturdier basis while unnoticed, that's why!

Why didn't you eat the 'gift' I left at your door? It wasn't easy to 'hunt' it!

 

[Foxy Emy]

I shall establish a sturdier basis while unnoticed, that's why!

Why didn't you eat the 'gift' I left at your door? It wasn't easy to 'hunt' it!

Because a single maple leaf doesn't make a good salad.

Why did you wipe my whole hard drive!

 

[ben909]

Because a single maple leaf doesn't make a good salad.

Why did you wipe my whole hard drive!

Fbi eevee was nearby and it was for safety reasons(or because strong magnets can get away from you)

But why did you set fire to the pet store when everyone was in it?!

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

Cuz I had no time waiting them to get outta there naturally, for me to steal that brand-new Crispy Kiss.

...what! I really need it! OnO

So why did you let the dog out... That doggo owe me something important...

 

[DireDrag0n]

Doggo needed to do business. Not with you, but with the grass and his ass.

Why did you purposely drive your car into an orphanage?

 

[Yakamaru]

First off, it was empty and during the midnight, and secondly, fuck the owner. She owes me $100.

But why did you eat those nachos?

 

[TR273]

Because I'm practicing to win the Olympic Gold Medal in Nacho Eating.

But why would you Hassle The Hoff?

 

[Foxy Emy]

Because I'm practicing to win the Olympic Gold Medal in Nacho Eating.

But why would you Hassle The Hoff?

Because someone already Rick rolled Rick Astley. They beat me to it!

Why did you borrow my rubber ducky?

 

[Zehlua]

"Borrow?!" I gave the poor thing a vacation! Here are some lovely photos of us in the mountains...

Why is there a kiddie pool full of cheap wine in the middle of the road?

 

[ben909]

"Borrow?!" I gave the poor thing a vacation! Here are some lovely photos of us in the mountains...

Why is there a kiddie pool full of cheap wine in the middle of the road?

We are trying to get local wildlife drunk for videos


Why aere you buliding an summoning circle out of pinecones?

 

[Zehlua]

We are trying to get local wildlife drunk for videos


Why aere you buliding an summoning circle out of pinecones?

To summon the Great Pine so we can share a cup of tea.

What did you put a cheeseburger in my mailbox for?

 

[Frank Gulotta]

What did you put a cheeseburger in my mailbox for?

What, did I forget to mail your side of fries?

Why is there a severed Mr potato head in my bed?

 

[ben909]

What, did I forget to mail your side of fries?

Why is there a severed Mr potato head in my bed?

It was supposed to be the fries i think

Why did you put ghost chiles in everyones beer?

 

[AceQuorthon]

Because the adrenaline is too good!

But why did you try to toast pancakes this morning?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because, Toasted bread is yummy. Toasted pancakes would be awesome.. or so I thought.

But why would you try hugging a shark?

 

[Tacoshark]

........whats wrong with you? Sharks need hugs too.

Why would you try making a bicycle out of meat?

 

[Foxy Emy]

........whats wrong with you? Sharks need hugs too.

Why would you try making a bicycle out of meat?

It is called the Kama Sutra.

...Why oh why are you listening to Donald Duck do ASMR!

 

[Good Boy Avery]

*angry donald duck noises*, that's why.

But, why would you shingle your roof with frosted flakes?

 

[Zehlua]

*angry donald duck noises*, that's why.

But, why would you shingle your roof with frosted flakes?

I dunno, I guess I'm really into that Hansel and Gretel aesthetic. Hopefully kids don't come along and eat my house. Or ants.

Why did you take a bite out of the last doughnut, but didn't just take the whole thing?

 

[ben909]

I dunno, I guess I'm really into that Hansel and Gretel aesthetic. Hopefully kids don't come along and eat my house. Or ants.

Why did you take a bite out of the last doughnut, but didn't just take the whole thing?

I was claiming it for later

Why did you put chocolate powder in the coffee creamer

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because.. I don't like coffee, but I want to look like a big grown up and drink coffee. And I just want people to look at me, and like me. But nobody does, and that's because I'm not big enough, I'm not man enough and if I drink coffee then maybe people would start to like me more, and thats the reason why I decided to put chocolate powder into a coffee machine. SO PEOPLE LIKE ME!! *Sobs.*

But why would you not like me? >~<

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Because you poured hot sauce in my cornflakes when I wasn't looking.

But why did you pay him to pour hot sauce in my cornflakes when I wasn't looking?