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But why would you do such a thing?

Alys_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
Because I only fight children and they hate vegetables!

But why would you microwave your smartphone?
It was being rude and laughing at me!

Why would microwave another person's microwave?? That's too much power for one entity!
 

ben909

vaporeon
He didn't say "en garde," he said, "Avant Gard!" This is a duel of surrealism!

Speaking of which, why is there a lobster in a dinner jacket offering me pastries at 3pm?

<insert tube of goo from tmnt>

but why did you post THAT
 

ben909

vaporeon
Reasons, mostly insulation

why did you set fire to all the socks i did not use?
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Because if I can have them to make snake coozies no one can have em!

Why did you inject hot sauce into the kids' capri suns?
 

Mayfurr

Mostly Harmless
FOR SCIENCE!

Speaking of which, why were you running away from Arecibo carrying a pair of bolt-cutters?
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
Someone has to protect Mankind from the aliens

Why would you plant condoms on all the babies in the maternity ward?
 

Yakamaru

Mr. Villanous charm
Wh-

So the kids can have long-lasting balloons, duh.

Why would you have a staring contest with a blind cat?
 

Alys_0_0

Tea thief <3 She/Her <3 POTATO QUEEN
The cat might suddenly see things and I wanna be the first thing! OwO

Why did you dance in a tornado??? What if there were sharks??
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Because, I heard sharks are some rock hard party animals.

But why would YOU draw little teeny tiny mustaches all over school?
 
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TemetNosce88

Guest
You'll understand when the teeny tiny revolution happens.

But why would you take just one bite out of all those apples?
 

Hiridor

Probably lurking.
I was searching for the one.

Why would you put pepper in the salt grinder and salt in the pepper grinder.
 

ben909

vaporeon
Because people need to pay attention to more then just the label on their food


why did you spike Santa's cookies?
 

Polaris

Random Posting Sheepo
He needed to chill down a bit.

Why would you replace the sound of the air raid sirens with the Trolololol song?
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
....isn't it a better choice. I mean, if I'm about to be carpet bombed I rather listen to him than a megaphone hate scream at me.

Now, what would posses you to make blackface gingerbread men for Christmas
 

ben909

vaporeon
(Going with the “lookup” buttons def of putting makeup on to change skin color alone)
because i had extra chocolate frosting and it makes them taste better
(Side note, are gingerbread things actually eaten?)


but whh did you put little parashoots on a bunch of rats and then drop them out of a plane?
 

Polaris

Random Posting Sheepo
Because those rats are in fact highly intelligent scientist rats and their survival is top priority!

Why would you open a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cardboard?
 

Tacoshark

Defender of the Sacred Nuggs
To live out a lifelong fantasy and know what it is like to be the Hulk.

Why did you pack an adoption form in your child's Lunchables?
 
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TemetNosce88

Guest
To cover up the scent of all the pickled fish I stuffed into their sock drawers.

But why did you tear the covers off of all my magazines?
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
I collect porn.

Why is there pickled fish in my drawers? I don't even WEAR socks.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Why is there pickled fish in my drawers? I don't even WEAR socks.
Well, I'm determining a new way to repel moths! Wif pickled fishies!

They're also pretty tasty *Noms*

But why would you steal all of the yogurt and oats!? :mad:
 
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