California Drought, Dipshit Neighbor.

[Batty Krueger]

OK so we are in a bad drought. Yet every fucking day one of my neighbors washes down his driveway and sidewalk for at least 30 minutes. So I go outside and yell hey, why are you doing that? Don't you know there's a bad drought going on? He tells me to fuck off. So I go over there and cut his hose in half and he grabs me by my neck and threatens to call the police. I said go ahead, you just assaulted me and you're wasting water for your precious driveway you fucking prick. Once he realized what he did I haven't seen him do it since. This was a week ago. I fucking hate this neighborhood.

 

[LizardKing]

cool story bro

 

[Mayonnaise]

Use his blood to water your plants next time.

 

[Schwimmwagen]

drown him

 

[Keeroh]

Neighbor does ethically questionable thing, you respond with property damage. Why?
Next time, call the non-emergency police line. They will write him a ticket and you wont get throttled for destroying someones stuff. You both did something exceptionally stupid, and you both are wrong.

 

[Hinall]

why do people wash their sidewalk so much anyway. is your sidewallk too good to be filthy like the rest of the street? pretentious punk. had a neighbor who would do it every 3 days or so.

 

[Azure]

next time just wait till he goes inside and set his driveway on FIRE

ill bet hes one of those old dudes always sprucing up his house and spraying water about willy nilly cuz he like the wet, new look. or just report him to police for violating water ordinances. repeatedly. every day. back it up with video evidence