I smell like blueberries.
And I agree.
Cats usually aren't particularly stinky. Apart from tuna breath, they're normally alright. However there are some horrible ear infections that can cause your entire house to stink if the cat enters. My cat TarTar had one of those infections after he ran away for a bit. His ear insides were like.... orange, and I literally vomited upon him coming in the house. It was absolutely disgusting.
But dogs smell worse. But only because they're bigger. If cats and dogs were the same size, I'm sure they'd smell the same.
By the way, all threads meant to be serious aren't. And all threads meant to be not serious, are.