Chicken or Egg?

Aurali · Sep 17, 2008

I wanna see what intellectual reasoning that this site has. So, in your own words, describe what came first, the chicken or the egg, and WHY. I'll share my ideas in a few days :3.

Steele · Sep 17, 2008

The egg which the predecessor of the chicken laid.

Azure · Sep 17, 2008

Neither. Both were created by God, he sculpted them out of clay and breathed the breath of life into them and presented them to Adam, who named his animal friends. But Adam got bored of fucking chickens, so he demanded God create a compainion that was equal to him. God created Eve from a rib, and then, she and Adam bumped uglies all night long.

X · Sep 17, 2008

the chicken. if it didn't come first then what layed the egg?

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Tycho · Sep 17, 2008

AzurePhoenix said:
Neither. Both were created by God, he sculpted them out of clay and breathed the breath of life into them and presented them to Adam, who named his animal friends. But Adam got bored of fucking chickens, so he demanded God create a compainion that was equal to him. God created Eve from a rib, and then, she and Adam bumped uglies all night long.

This.

Seriously, though, egg came first. Proto-chicken laid the egg. Chicken hatched from it.

Thatch · Sep 17, 2008

The egg. Because single cell organisms were first. The eggcell is single. It made Chickens ancestor, the ancestor laid the egg, it hatched to give a chicken

Chaoswolf666 · Sep 17, 2008

Im an athiest it all started with the evolution of single celled organisms until evolution came to make a chicken. So its most likely the egg because of the mutation from a group of birds that led to the chickens creation. Evolution is always a mutation of the offspring. -puts away bible for good- now go off and learn about your world instead of getting what you think is all the information from the bible.

Alblaka · Sep 17, 2008

Chaoswolf666 said:
Im an athiest it all started with the evolution of single celled organisms until evolution came to make a chicken. So its most likely the egg because of the mutation from a group of birds that led to the chickens creation. Evolution is always a mutation of the offspring. -puts away bible for good- now go off and learn about your world instead of getting what you think is all the information from the bible.

We had this question x times -.-
But yep, the scientist up there is right.

Enigmaticat · Sep 17, 2008

Does it even matter? They both taste so good!

Thatch · Sep 17, 2008

Silibus said:
Does it even matter? They both taste so good!

A chicken won;t give you salmonella.

Headcase Hare · Sep 17, 2008

The egg.

Because dinosaurs were around before chickens.

And you didn't say "What came first, the dinosaur or the egg"

Therefore I win!

Enigmaticat · Sep 17, 2008

szopaw said:
A chicken won;t give you salmonella.

True, but I still like both. Chicken does taste better than the egg~

net-cat · Sep 17, 2008

If you take the words at their broadest definitions, the egg appeared long before anything remotely resembling modern birds.

If you assume that "egg," in this context, implies "chicken egg," the question becomes one of definition. Is a "chicken egg" something that is produced by a chicken or results in a chicken?

And if you're a literal biblical creationist, (or even an ID person) the chicken came first. God (or the intelligent designer) made all the animals fully formed &c.

Silibus said:
Does it even matter? They both taste so good!

I love you. ~~Now give me food.~~

Chaoswolf666 · Sep 17, 2008

-makes a chicken and egg omlette ^_^. Sure its cruel to slaughter um after keeping them cooped up but they taste so damn good!

Tycho · Sep 17, 2008

Proto-chicken daddy also probably said "What the fuck is this shit?" and demanded a paternity test. After which proto-chicken daddy and proto-chicken momma's marriage ended in a bitter divorce, over the strain of having a freak for a child and the lack of trust between the two. Proto-chicken momma got to keep the nest and proto-chicken daddy got nothing and has to pay 500 worms in child support every month. Proto-chicken daddy drinks himself to sleep every night and drifts from job to job until finally throwing himself in front of a hungry Velociraptor and ending his misery. Proto-chicken momma got involved with a compsognathus who beats her constantly and deals hallucinogenic mushrooms to other little dinos.

The end.

Headcase Hare · Sep 17, 2008

Tycho The Itinerant said:
Proto-chicken daddy also probably said "What the fuck is this shit?" and demanded a paternity test. After which proto-chicken daddy and proto-chicken momma's marriage ended in a bitter divorce, over the strain of having a freak for a child and the lack of trust between the two. Proto-chicken momma got to keep the nest and proto-chicken daddy got nothing and has to pay 500 worms in child support every month. Proto-chicken daddy drinks himself to sleep every night and drifts from job to job until finally throwing himself in front of a hungry Velociraptor and ending his misery. Proto-chicken momma got involved with a compsognathus who beats her constantly and deals hallucinogenic mushrooms to other little dinos.

The end.

I think that is what they call a "Freudian slip" =P

NerdyMunk · Sep 17, 2008

Eli said:
I wanna see what intellectual reasoning that this site has. So, in your own words, describe what came first, the chicken or the egg, and WHY. I'll share my ideas in a few days :3.

How much could a wood chuck chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck chuck could chuck wood?

Mr Fox · Sep 17, 2008

Egg, because all chickens as we know it, come from eggs...

NerdyMunk · Sep 17, 2008

Mr Fox said:
Egg, because all chickens as we know it, come from eggs...

And eggs come from chickens, and those chickens come from eggs, and those eggs come from chickens, which leads to one conclusion. God.

Tycho · Sep 17, 2008

Headcase Hare said:
I think that is what they call a "Freudian slip" =P

No, tits... er, THIS is twat... er, WHAT they call a Freudian slip.

Freudian slips are where someone is speaking, and for whatever reason slips a sexually charged word into their speech that sounds much like the word they INTENDED to say.

Examples include the "having lots of sex... errr, success" slip George H.W. Bush let slip in a speech once, or someone saying something like "It's probably for the breast... er, BEST".

AuraTwilight · Sep 17, 2008

Both, because time is an illusion. All is part of the Eternal holistic Now.

AlexInsane · Sep 17, 2008

Amoebas came before any of that, so to hell with chickens and eggs and that garbage.

Headcase Hare · Sep 17, 2008

Tycho The Itinerant said:
No, tits... er, THIS is twat... er, WHAT they call a Freudian slip.

Freudian slips are where someone is speaking, and for whatever reason slips a sexually charged word into their speech that sounds much like the word they INTENDED to say.

Examples include the "having lots of sex... errr, success" slip George H.W. Bush let slip in a speech once, or someone saying something like "It's probably for the breast... er, BEST".

...I was just trying for a zinger...
Evidently, it failed.
*emos*
=P

Chaoswolf666 · Sep 17, 2008

-throws an egg at a chicken- im bored >.>

Mr Fox · Sep 17, 2008

brownsquirrel said:
And eggs come from chickens, and those chickens come from eggs, and those eggs come from chickens, which leads to one conclusion. God.

Yeah lets just all believe in the god answer ;P
Although the egg must have came first... think about it

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