Neither. Both were created by God, he sculpted them out of clay and breathed the breath of life into them and presented them to Adam, who named his animal friends. But Adam got bored of fucking chickens, so he demanded God create a compainion that was equal to him. God created Eve from a rib, and then, she and Adam bumped uglies all night long.
Im an athiest it all started with the evolution of single celled organisms until evolution came to make a chicken. So its most likely the egg because of the mutation from a group of birds that led to the chickens creation. Evolution is always a mutation of the offspring. -puts away bible for good- now go off and learn about your world instead of getting what you think is all the information from the bible.
Does it even matter? They both taste so good!
A chicken won;t give you salmonella.
I love you.Does it even matter? They both taste so good!
Proto-chicken daddy also probably said "What the fuck is this shit?" and demanded a paternity test. After which proto-chicken daddy and proto-chicken momma's marriage ended in a bitter divorce, over the strain of having a freak for a child and the lack of trust between the two. Proto-chicken momma got to keep the nest and proto-chicken daddy got nothing and has to pay 500 worms in child support every month. Proto-chicken daddy drinks himself to sleep every night and drifts from job to job until finally throwing himself in front of a hungry Velociraptor and ending his misery. Proto-chicken momma got involved with a compsognathus who beats her constantly and deals hallucinogenic mushrooms to other little dinos.
I wanna see what intellectual reasoning that this site has. So, in your own words, describe what came first, the chicken or the egg, and WHY. I'll share my ideas in a few days :3.
Egg, because all chickens as we know it, come from eggs...
I think that is what they call a "Freudian slip" =P
No, tits... er, THIS is twat... er, WHAT they call a Freudian slip.
Freudian slips are where someone is speaking, and for whatever reason slips a sexually charged word into their speech that sounds much like the word they INTENDED to say.
Examples include the "having lots of sex... errr, success" slip George H.W. Bush let slip in a speech once, or someone saying something like "It's probably for the breast... er, BEST".
And eggs come from chickens, and those chickens come from eggs, and those eggs come from chickens, which leads to one conclusion. God.