Choose your exicution!!
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Baby Giraffe
C4 Bunneh!
Hmm, I don't think you can overdose on pot unless you smoke your weight in it. You can on alcohol though!I'd choose death from overdosing marijuana and alcohol
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Ishnuvalok
Guest
Being shot by a firing squad and then getting my body thrown into a wood chipper in front of a bunch of kids.
Silverstreak
Lazy ass
I would be eaten by a snake or orca, and be slowly digested alive.
hillbilly guy
i gots me a scatter gun
put in a gladiator arena to fight nonstop till some one can take me down might take longer then 2 days
TundraWolfBlade
I'm a littile tied up atm
Damn you stole mine...
xKagex
You Just Lost The Game
hmmm. any way I choose over the course of the next 2 days?
Method 1. I'd add a 26th kill onto my record by shoving the judges mallet through his eye. then have a guard shoot me
method 2. strap myself to an Nitro Glycerin Vest and glomp whoever the prick was who caught me in the first place
Method 3. tie a piano wire around my throat, with a 5 foot long piano wire, tie the other end to a bridge railing. tie my feet to the same railing with a 5 foot long rope. superglue my hands to my cheeks, grin sadistically, then fall forwards off the bridge. this would lop off my head leaving me hanging upside down, holding my head in my hands, with a sadistic look on my face as cars drove underneath me
Method 1. I'd add a 26th kill onto my record by shoving the judges mallet through his eye. then have a guard shoot me
method 2. strap myself to an Nitro Glycerin Vest and glomp whoever the prick was who caught me in the first place
Method 3. tie a piano wire around my throat, with a 5 foot long piano wire, tie the other end to a bridge railing. tie my feet to the same railing with a 5 foot long rope. superglue my hands to my cheeks, grin sadistically, then fall forwards off the bridge. this would lop off my head leaving me hanging upside down, holding my head in my hands, with a sadistic look on my face as cars drove underneath me
Baby Giraffe
C4 Bunneh!
No, But you do get a sticker
OH! I add to my list!! >< I'd be chained to the front of an F40PH thats loaded with a ton or so of C4, Tar, And fur that was on a ramped track which would launch me into the air above an anti-fur convention and detonate on impact with the guy on stage thusly exploding in a huge mess of tar and fur to cover every one in fur and perhaps take a few furbashers down with me....yes, it's PERFECT!!! ><
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TheGreatCrusader
Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Eaten by the moon or thrown into the sun.
hillbilly guy
i gots me a scatter gun
this got me thinking (holy shit run)
if you killed every juge you had before he could declare a virdict then would you go free because no one wants to juge you for fear of thir life
Draco_2k
Rawr.
Not quite the idea, but would be a nice addition I guess.
Technically, cops would shoot you if you tried pulling off shit like this. I.e. Judge Dredd.this got me thinking (holy shit run)
if you killed every juge you had before he could declare a virdict then would you go free because no one wants to juge you for fear of thir life
Linko_16
This is the Soul of Gak Splat
You mean the scene from Meaning of Life? I thought of it but did not mention it seeing as, well, what fun would it be to run away from naked women?
RailRunner
redneck ferroequinologist
You, sir, are a very wise man.
My pick is either by CPVF (Catastrophic Pressure Vessel Failure--if the explosion itself didn't kill me I'd be found in the wreck with my hand on the throttle scalded to death by the steam*) or by being blown to Kingdom Come in an explosion visible from space that would make even the MythBusters proud.
*Wreck of the Old 97 reference here.
Shark_the_raptor
I'm in love with a pizza.
Hmm, thought I posted in here... I guess not.
I would like to be raped to death by a dragon. ^.-.^
I would like to be raped to death by a dragon. ^.-.^