hmmm. any way I choose over the course of the next 2 days?
Method 1. I'd add a 26th kill onto my record by shoving the judges mallet through his eye. then have a guard shoot me
method 2. strap myself to an Nitro Glycerin Vest and glomp whoever the prick was who caught me in the first place
Method 3. tie a piano wire around my throat, with a 5 foot long piano wire, tie the other end to a bridge railing. tie my feet to the same railing with a 5 foot long rope. superglue my hands to my cheeks, grin sadistically, then fall forwards off the bridge. this would lop off my head leaving me hanging upside down, holding my head in my hands, with a sadistic look on my face as cars drove underneath me