Clickbait the user above you

[Deleted member 134556]

I find clickbaits rather irritating, but at the same I will fall for them shamelessly. I figure I want to joke about it with all of you.

The rules are rather simple


Come up with a funny clickbait title for a video or article and reply to the user above you with it

For instance:

-User 1) "Top ten insects that live in your house that will terrify you"

-User 2) "These simple workout exercises will make you an Olympic champion in less than a WEEK!"

-User 3) "5 scientifically accurate reasons dragons exist, and why the government doesn't want you to know!"

 

[Tacoshark]

How to go from owo to uwu in 3 easy steps

 

[ssaannttoo]

TOP 5 Foxxo butts that are sure to keep YOU up at night.

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

The secrets behind furries.

*places a random stolen/'borrowed' furry character and puts a few arrows around*

And maybe add "Top 10" and/or "~you never/no one ever knew/imagined/expected"

 

[ssaannttoo]

10 tricks to try before bed to increase Toe bean Volume. 100% does work.

 

[ben909]

“Moderators hate this simple trick*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Something @Arishipshape doesn't want you to know about his secret ninja training.

 

[Arishipshape]

Simple easy trick to turn any friend of yours gay

 

[Tacoshark]

5 easy tricks to add poof to your floof

 

[ssaannttoo]

Stop doing this one thing, and your mom will love you again!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

This one simple strategy makes you super swole!!!!!!! Doctors hate it!!!!!!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

These Yeens WILL make you forget your girlfriend.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

This unheard species of cat will make you rethink EVERYTHING you know about good and evil.

 

[ssaannttoo]

To to Jabait your furry friends and make them horny.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Think you know what your elderly parents are saying online? CLICK HERE FOR THE SHOCKING TRUTH

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Here are 6 of the most sexually attractive pirates in history that were almost forgotten

 

[Tacoshark]

Want the miracle weight loss cure to get slim for the next con? The answer may surprise you

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Top 10 easy tattoo recipes that cure cancer

 

[Yakamaru]

5 easy ways to make yourself romantically attractive to someone else!

 

[Player]

Top 15 anime characters with 0iq!

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

This woman married a pirate ghost and IS NOW FILING FOR DIVORCE AGAINST HIM.

(That one is partly real. A woman did in fact marry a ghost.)

 

[Frank Gulotta]

You'll never need to sleep ever again if you eat this *unrelated picture of a banana*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Click here for 5 new, sensational exercises to help tone your tush! HURRY! This information won't be available for too much longer. *photo of two hamburger buns pressed together*

 

[ssaannttoo]

these three breathing techniques will help you get in bed with your crush

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

TOP GUT DOCTOR BEGS YOU TO THROW OUT THIS VEGETABLE NOW!

lol, so I stole that one from the real internet