Clickbait the user above you

[ssaannttoo]

Which of these four foods is killing your testosterone levels? Leaves woman wanting more.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Ellen Degeneres has been keeping a secret for years! CLICK HERE AND FIND OUT.

(That one is a real clickbait that I saw years ago)

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Journalist uncovers a disturbing secrete behind Papa Johns pizza that authorities don't want the public to know

 

[Keefur]

Watch this video about Cryptozoic creatures before they take down the link.

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Microsoft buys Discord for $11.2 Billion.

 

[Lucierda Solari]

Could She Be A New Furry Crush, Up There With Krystal And Carmelita Fox?

 

[ssaannttoo]

This one cancer every male will get, how to avoid it?

 

[Yakamaru]

The 10 hottest gossip topics you can't avoid!

Click here to learn more!

 

[ssaannttoo]

This ONE Arab Prince owns 68% of all the world's Doorknobs. HERE is how he did it.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Your doorknob may be giving you cancer! >>>learn more<<<

 

[Keefur]

A never before seen furry creature was spotted in a major city. Scientists are baffled.

 

[Tacoshark]

Brain molecule contains key to terminate herpes! Click here to learn more!

(Real one from my spam folder)

 

[ssaannttoo]

1Simple trick to learn, that will, with 100%make your shark friend ^w^

 

[Chad Firepaws]

These Yeens WILL make you forget your girlfriend.

That won't work on me, I don't have a - wait a minute

 

[Faustus]

You won't believe what these furries look like without their suits on!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Change this one thing you're doing wrong, and you can grow 3 more feet.

 

[Faustus]

Change this one thing you're doing wrong, and you can grow 3 more feet.

You won't believe how many gullible Internet patrons now have five legs and need to wear giant gloves instead of pants!

 

[Tacoshark]

You wont believe who is the father of the user above. Click here to find out!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Click this video and you will see ssaannttoo's sex tape! I didn't know he could do that!

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Wanna see the sexiest little people in your area? CLICK HERE!

 

[ssaannttoo]

These cats will teach you about the secret aliens living inside of your Uldobinda.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

FIND OUT THING! CLICK HERE TO LEARN ABOUT THING!!!

 

[Faustus]

Click here to find out what 'The Thing' from 'the Fantastic Four', 'Swamp Thing' and 'John Carpenter's The Thing' have in common!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Do these 4 simple things and YOU can be as popular as foxes.

 

[Tacoshark]

10 tips and tricks to get the attention of senpai