Today I learned Gnarl's name is Shaun.
I'm not quite old enough for beer, so I decided to tap into the transportive capabilities of caffeinated totodile.
I give you... THE COFFEE GATOR!
Equipped with twin totodile engines fed by a constant supply of expresso, blasting through the sky never felt easier.
Only $19.95 and if you order in the next two minutes, you will receive a SECOND Coffee Gator for free!
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