Comparisons

[Rap Daniel]

King Ezekiel: *and yet I smile speech*
Me: *gets grounded from video games* *proceeds to cry in my room*

 

[Guifrog]

King Ezekiel: *and yet I smile speech*
Me: *gets grounded from video games* *proceeds to cry in my room*

Hey mister, could you explain the game? I'm not sure what to do Ó.ò

 

[Rap Daniel]

Hey mister, could you explain the game? I'm not sure what to do Ó.ò

Compare something someone else did to something you did, like I did

 

[Guifrog]

These should always be opposite? And may I invert the order, like:

*in the airport*
Me: aw man, we're about to do the check-in but father lost his identity card *apprehensive*
Mother: GYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XXXDDDDDD

 

[Niru the Husky]

Everyone: “I'm smart and I have a high IQ
Me: “One thing a stone and I have in common is the intelligence“