Confessions thread

[WolfNightV4X1]

MODEDIT: As per our forum rules, any admission to illegal activity will be punished. - Kalmor

For those things you're willing to admit on the internet,

...confess at your own risk.

...and don't get butthurt if it's really weird and people call you out on it

 

[jtrekkie]

This sounds fun. Sometimes I wish I was interesting enough to have things to confess. I think about it a while, maybe something will come to my.

I wonder how long it takes for this to turn into bragging.

 

[Zerig]

I'm a furfag

 

[jtrekkie]

I don't believe you.

OK, I've thought of something. When I was 14, I built a still, made moonshine, and didn't have the guts to try it.

 

[Vlad of Hearts]

When I was around 15 I found a furry picture I was very found of. It was two female naked anthro birds kissing.....or so I thought. All I knew is that it was sexy as hell

The next day, I come back to the picture and found out it was two MALES (I have NO idea how I DIDN'T notice they were two males) Needless to say I was very confused. At first I hated myself but I found myself drawn to it...and that is what started my love for gay furry porn :XD

 

[Gronix]

I wanted to crush a poor little mice with a brick, because it was giving me nightmares for a week. But I failed

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

When I was around 15 I found a furry picture I was very found of. It was two female naked anthro birds kissing.....or so I thought. All I knew is that it was sexy as hell

The next day, I come back to the picture and found out it was two MALES (I have NO idea how I DIDN'T notice they were two males) Needless to say I was very confused. At first I hated myself but I found myself drawn to it...and that is what started my love for gay furry porn :XD

Well, that's just priceless xD

I wanted to crush a poor little mice with a brick, because it was giving me nightmares for a week. But I failed

That reminds me of two instances where I killed small animals...sort of on purpose but accidentally

I used to throw toads around because those little fuckers are really hardy and durable, I mean they would purposely hop out of your hand and fall and still be fine. At least, that's what I thought, one time I got too carried away and I really threw him, I expected him to land in grass but he landed in concrete and splattered

Then another time my brother's finches had babies, and I took one of them out, it tried to escape and I lost it and apparently it was under my knee and I squashed it ;o;

I'm a monster

 

[Vlad of Hearts]

I vowed to never drink alcohol

....then last year, when I turned 23 I had my first drink and get drunk away too often.
Probably going to get something to drink soon

 

[Vlad of Hearts]

I really...REALLY don't get how the penises eluded me in that picture

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

I really...REALLY don't get how the penises eluded me in that picture

...I cannot fathom that either...like was the lack of boobs even a tip off? xD It's confusing to me and I didn't even see it. How that happened to you, I can't even begin to know

 

[Rekel]

In 4th grade, I yelled at a deaf kid.

 

[ZettaBit]

This one time in band camp...

I'm an asshole. There I said it. Whew, that's a relief to get off of my chest.

 

[Gronix]

That reminds me of two instances where I killed small animals...sort of on purpose but accidentally

I used to throw toads around because those little fuckers are really hardy and durable, I mean they would purposely hop out of your hand and fall and still be fine. At least, that's what I thought, one time I got too carried away and I really threw him, I expected him to land in grass but he landed in concrete and splattered

Then another time my brother's finches had babies, and I took one of them out, it tried to escape and I lost it and apparently it was under my knee and I squashed it ;o;

I'm a monster

Ouch.

After I failed at my brick throwing exercise, and scared the mice to death, it suddently dissappeared forever from my room... With closed doors and windows

 

[Distorted]

I give this thread 3 pages until something goes awry like last time. Anyway....

I confess that I stare at my friends ass whenever I see him. It's....very nice. Poor guy doesn't even know.

 

[Fallowfox]

I got drunk, took my clothes off and swam in the Thames at the last post-exam BBQ.

I go to the woods to cut myself when I under-perform academically.

I failed to attain erection on what was meant to be my first one-night stand.

 

[RabidLynx]

Centipedes give me nightmares.
Literally.

 

[Kerocola]

I did it. I killed Mufasa.

 

[Fallowfox]

I did it. I killed Mufasa.

You monster

 

[Jayke]

I am also a furfag.

 

[Fallowfox]

I am also a furfag.

Pfft birds aren't real furries, you feather-fuck. :V

 

[shteev]

I'm more down on myself than I'd like to be

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

I spent 3rd grade in the sped shed. I tried to kill myself at 15, and should have just let it happen (see previous confession).

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

I killed Colonel Mustard in the Library with the candle stick.

Phew~ feels good to finally have that off my chest V:

 

[Butters Shikkon]

Pfft birds aren't real furries, you feather-fuck. :V

>:C

Bad foxie!!

OT: I used to be really really afraid of stupid shit as a kid. I thought ghosts looked through windows at night til i was in middle school.

 

[Batty Krueger]

I like penis.