Confessions thread

[Bonobosoph]

It's 1AM, I'm knackered, but still I'm awake waiting for someone to go online to Skype. It's early evening where they are. They had something cool to show meh. I want to see it. xD

 

[Llamapotamus]

You mean the true creator is trying to circumvent the oppressive will of the Demiurge?

Of course, it makes perfect sense!

HUZZAH!!!

I'm having a girl over to my apartment tomorrow night, and I can't stop freaking out and I need to clean and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing....><><.....

Just don't give in to anxiety and you'll be fine. Good luck man!

 

[Mr. Sparta]

In the event I have to refer to experience in the furry fandom, I call them the "Lithuanian Mafia"

Anon: What do you mean eating people is a fetish!? WTF.

Sparta: I see it all the time in the Lithuanian Mafia.

 

[jtrekkie]

Impressive wit, KyryK.

Urgh

Post time was 5:47
Urgh is 4 letters.
5+4+7-4=12

U×r÷g×h
21×18÷7×8=432

432-12=420

Iono is an Oracle.

I'm having a girl over to my apartment tomorrow night, and I can't stop freaking out and I need to clean and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing....><><.....

Clear up any clutter, dust everything, sweep and mop/vacuum the floors, and clean the bathroom. And most importantly stop worrying.

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

In my high school, which was known for its diverse mix of goths, weaboos, GLBT, and other stuff, I was declared 'most unique' in my class due to my furfaggotry. I got to pose with a horrific image of a proto-fursona I made back then.

 

[jtrekkie]

^^^
Epic.

It's 1AM, I'm knackered, but still I'm awake waiting for someone to go online to Skype. It's early evening where they are. They had something cool to show meh. I want to see it. xD

I know, I want to Skype people but when I get time its after midnight where they are.

 

[MyLittleFnordy]

I had to stay up another two hours to do a picture of Hikaru Okami beacause I said I would, after fixing a laptop because I said I could, while getting a date in my city for Friday night because I probably shouldn't. All in all I'm freakin' knacked. Gutten Nact. :3

 

[KyryK]

Impressive wit, KyryK.

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Sig. Ego. Already. Too. Big. ^_^

Impressed that you know about Gnosticism btw.

 

[Hikaru Okami]

I had to stay up another two hours to do a picture of Hikaru Okami beacause I said I would, after fixing a laptop because I said I could, while getting a date in my city for Friday night because I probably shouldn't. All in all I'm freakin' knacked. Gutten Nact. :3

Your hard work and dedication will be rewarded with virtual cookies. *gives you cookies*

 

[Kitsune Cross]

I want the fandom to be more mean to creepy fucks who expose their fetishes and overall disgusting shit

 

[jtrekkie]

I want the fandom to be more mean to creepy fucks

You are a cat. Cats are creepy and disgusting. Do you want me to be mean to you? Anyway most of the creepy weirdos get off on people being mean to them.

 

[Fallowfox]

I want the fandom to be more mean to creepy fucks who expose their fetishes and overall disgusting shit

:c

sorry

 

[Chuchi]

:c

sorry

You know, not just saying this to be nice, but on the creepiness scale, you are quite close to normal, Fallow.
While your spanking interests aren't common per se, I think it goes without saying how tame that is compared to a lot of the fucked up shit this fandom has.
Plus I think a lot of us here score more creepiness points for the shit we like.
So don't despair, you're not one of the creepy disgusting fucks! \o/
C:

 

[Flavur]

Just realized I didn't confess anything before -.-

I confess that I used to hate apple products because android master race.. Then I got an iphone as a birthday gift.. and I kinda like it.

 

[funky3000]

My dad bought an iPad for family usage, I swear each update it literally gets worse. I think those people who think Apple has "forced obsolescency" are onto something.

Btw Windows Phone 4 president

 

[Kitsune Cross]

You are a cat. Cats are creepy and disgusting. Do you want me to be mean to you? Anyway most of the creepy weirdos get off on people being mean to them.

Cats are the 1° Killers of nature, don't fuck with cats, we will fuck you up

 

[Tilo]

My confession is, haircuts are a sensual experience. After the haircut, I feel a need to thank him with a tip.

 

[Hinalle K.]

Fallowfox is such a smarty-pants that it was quite a shock for me to find out about that whole heavy spanking stuff.

 

[Bonobosoph]

I can somewhat understand the revealing of crazy fetishes and creepiness on the internet, it's the only place it's allowed. And it can be a relief for some, so it doesn't bug their brains constantly. As long as you don't rub it in people's faces every other moment, then telling of your weirds in the right context doesn't bother me.
Whether it's just spanking or being tied up in tinsel and being bathed in chocolate cake and being sung baa baa black sheep, we are but faceless strangers. Overly enforced taboos and suppression is for IRL.

 

[Chuchi]

... we are but faceless strangers.

Unless of course your mug is in the Selfie thread, then we can pair the face to the fetish. :V

 

[Bonobosoph]

Unless of course your mug is in the Selfie thread, then we can pair the face to the fetish. :V

LOL that's true.
"Oh look there's that's freak that wants to get eaten by living dicks".

 

[Hinalle K.]

Well,as of today I can pair a face to a dick in FAF, I can certainly say I was not expecting that when I first registered.

 

[jtrekkie]

Well,as of today I can pair a face to a dick in FAF, I can certainly say I was not expecting that when I first registered.

I've just been here 4 months and I've scratched all kinds of stuff of my bucket list.

 

[Chaossal]

Ok before I got to bed at.....4:40 in the morning I have though of a confession I can make!

I like the smell of my own blood >-> it smells like soup o-o

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

My confession is, haircuts are a sensual experience. After the haircut, I feel a need to thank him with a tip.

When I was a teenager, the lady cutting my hair put my head between her breasts.