Mr. Sparta
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I read all of Garth's posts in Patrick Warburton's voice.
I think you're fibbing. I like it anyways.When I was a teenager, the lady cutting my hair put my head between her breasts.
I read all of Garth's posts in Patrick Warburton's voice.
I read all of Garth's posts in Patrick Warburton's voice.
Sometimes i watch straight porn just to see if i'm suddenly attracted to women and it always ends up the same way, with me being physically repulsed by the sight of vaginas.
They're just...ugh, no.
Well i always enjoy making perverts feel good. :mrgreen:You saying that make me feel so damn good
Im more excited and giddy about seeing my first ever PORN commission than christmas...
...why not combine the two? I'm sure that it would be a great stocking-filler.
Well i always enjoy making perverts feel good. :mrgreen:
I think I may be more submissive than I thought, and it really bothers the fuck out of me. I feel a need to man up. Might be too late for me though.
Also, I feel like I'm the only one NOT surprised that Fallowfox is into spanking. He goes to Oxford for Christ sakes, we're talking 1600s era level of English stereotype here. I'd kinda be more surprised if he wasn't into spanking. I have to admit, I'm really hoping he has a teddy bear named Aloysius as well, cause I think his English level would be over 9000 at that point.
Actually it's Eton that has a reputation for homogay ass whapping. :V
Anyway, I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you...I confess that I'm only half English. D:
Half? O_______OActually it's Eton that has a reputation for homogay ass whapping. :V
Anyway, I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you...I confess that I'm only half English. D:
There isn't
- a brit
when i was a little kid who didnt know any better
i used to piss on the wall outlet and sometimes bring my ear near to hear the interesting audible crackle.
I DID get caught, twice. by some Jordanian guys my dad used to be friends with. Who thought it was funny.
and my late Grandma who freaked out and importantly taught me to stop doing so.
Since i look back to it from time to time, it suprises me that i never got hurt.
that was like, 10 years ago.
LPT: Dont piss on electric things