Confessions thread
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Sarcastic Coffeecup
Hand. Cannot. Erase.
I've been on a "I'll eat well tomorrow then, I can't be arsed to cook properly today" attitude for weeks now and I've lost a bit of weight I'd prefer to keep.
Tilo
Give me a bed partner.
I ate almost nothing yesterday. I went past hungry, but the.strange part was, I had this euphoria after the hunger had passed.
My confession, I rub my two left incisor canine teeth together, when I'm nervous. I have a slight overbite.
PlusThirtyOne
What DOES my username mean...?
i'm starting to wonder if "confession" is the new "ironic". Everyone's using the word and not knowing what it means. A confession is something that's embarrassing to admit, something you normally wouldn't want people to know, something that should shock or surprise even like-minded people around you. Give me something juicy. i want ammo. Something i can blackmail you with! :V
Confession : i took a one hour crap at work today. Well, not legit dumpage, but still, i wasted a whole lot of time and got paid for every minute of it. Came in late, worked for an hour and a half, took a late 15 minute break, came back, immediately went to lunch early, stayed out for an extra 45, came back, took a one hour dump, worked for 20 minutes and "Oh, would you look at the time!", took another 15. Feels good, man.
...and yet i SOMEHOW GOT MORE WORK DONE THAN BOTH THE TWATS WHO COVER MY SPOT ON MY WEEKENDS!!
Confession : i took a one hour crap at work today. Well, not legit dumpage, but still, i wasted a whole lot of time and got paid for every minute of it. Came in late, worked for an hour and a half, took a late 15 minute break, came back, immediately went to lunch early, stayed out for an extra 45, came back, took a one hour dump, worked for 20 minutes and "Oh, would you look at the time!", took another 15. Feels good, man.
...and yet i SOMEHOW GOT MORE WORK DONE THAN BOTH THE TWATS WHO COVER MY SPOT ON MY WEEKENDS!!
ZettaBit
Caffeine Addict
Well, perhaps it is just a sin confession. Yea child, may you forever walk, and all that jazz... Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 1 day since my last confession...
jtrekkie
Feathered
Now that's my kind of pirate. Yarr.
PlusThirtyOne
What DOES my username mean...?
Confess to me your sins!!
Sarcastic Coffeecup
Hand. Cannot. Erase.
If someone knocks on my door when I've just woken up, don't be surprised if you get greeted by a person with a SMG in one hand and a rifle slung on his back, wearing nothing but a helmet, a T-shirt and boxers.
Cause I like gearing up and walking about my house while doing a faux house search. No pants necessary.
Cause I like gearing up and walking about my house while doing a faux house search. No pants necessary.
Bonobosoph
4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
There's no other place to put this, so not confession as such but an unusual occurrence that may or may not be my fault.
My sister expressed wishes to join FA as she's browsed before and it looks rather fun apparently. Woot a new recruit (no deliberate brainwashing though I swear
). Lets hope she doesn't lie about her age lol and sees my smut, she will take the piss until I am on my death bed.
My sister expressed wishes to join FA as she's browsed before and it looks rather fun apparently. Woot a new recruit (no deliberate brainwashing though I swear
). Lets hope she doesn't lie about her age lol and sees my smut, she will take the piss until I am on my death bed.
funky3000
Galactic Overlord
Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Kit H. Ruppell
Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
I'm fangasming so profusely over a fictional character lately that even I think it's getting ridiculous.
ZettaBit
Caffeine Addict
Well, I take pride in my work. I am a glutton for Monster Energy. I envy good dubstep musicians. I lust after a dope beat. I like to hold onto my money. I am a bit lazy. I get angry at stupid people.
Does that cover all seven?
Good.
Verdict?
I am going to hell.
Aren't we all?
Hikaru Okami
Radiant Wolf
I still remember the lyrics to a "metal" song I made up in the 3rd grade. The title is "Kill all the Bunnies"
It's embarrassing now, but at that age anything can be badass.
It's embarrassing now, but at that age anything can be badass.
Kit H. Ruppell
Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
I want to see this!
funky3000
Galactic Overlord
I probably can't tie my shoes that well at all. Because I'm lazy.
I put my shoe on, tie a wreath (I think) knot, and stuff the knot and the loose laces in my shoe, and I just wear them with the laces on top of my feet. You get used to it, I can't feel them unless they are in an awkward spot.
Blackberry Polecat
Dook dook
I'm sure there are guide videos on Youtube, so there's no excuse not to learn now. Why acknowledge you can't do something simple and then continue not knowing it? :I
I confess to liking the National Treasure movies!
ZettaBit
Caffeine Addict
Controller hooked up with optional video cable running to the TV. Admittedly not good for FPS, but awesome for pretty much anything else. Turn that PC into the ultimate console xD
Schwimmwagen
Well-Known Member
Most people just masturbate, Coffee.
Sarcastic Coffeecup
Hand. Cannot. Erase.
#NotAllPeople :V
Evan of Phrygia
WwwHhAaaAaTtTttTttTtT
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