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Kinharia

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
When I was a child from the age of 6 - 13 I had no friends. No one spoke to me and I took to talking to my stuffed animals. To this day I still don't have the heart to get rid of them, they're in my attic.
 
RestlessDreamer

RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
You should bust them out of the attic and keep them in your room. I have stuffed animals in my bedroom. If anyone ever gave me shit for it, I would know they're too jaded to probably be someone I would have in my bedroom to begin with.
 
Kinharia

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
I still keep 3 of the ones that mean the most to me near by. A Lion, Tiger and Whale. I love them dearly and could never bear to part with them.
 
Ryouzen

Ryouzen

Vanguard of Solitude
I wish I still had mine. When I moved we had to pack them up somewhere and I haven't seen them since but I had all of them next to my bed. Had a couple snakes, a dragon, a snow leopard and my teddy bear. My teddy bear and snow leopards were my favorite ones, still are.
 
BadRoy

BadRoy

Snake awakens
I'm worried I might wet myself in excitement when I see the first Kung Fu Panda 3 trailer.
 
jtrekkie

jtrekkie

Feathered
I have a nearly uncontrollable urge to swallow a hotdog whole. I bet I can do it.
 
Kinharia

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
DO IT.
 
Mr. Sparta

Mr. Sparta

Scale Face
Oh sweet jesus.
 
Kinharia

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
Mikazuki wants you to. You know you can't turn down a Panda.
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
RestlessDreamer said:
The trick is to relax the throat muscles. Comes more easily if you just take it slow.
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Not a hotdog. Swallowing an entire hot dog is not as easy as "relax the throat muscles". That's good advice for deep-throating but thats because the cock isn't going down your entire esophagus and you're gonna pull it out eventually
It takes 7 seconds for food to go from your mouth into your stomach, and the diameter of a hotdog is going to make you choke for those 7, agonizing seconds. Pray that it doesn't get stuck along the way
I've choked on huge pieces of steak and the only way to get them out was to force them back up my throat, they just wouldn't go down. If you tried this with a hot-dog, it got stuck, and didnt know how to force it back up, you're screwed.
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
I did some more sciency research.
"Food travels down the oesophagus at a rate of approximately 3 to 4 centimetres per second (1 to 2 inches),"
Okay, a good-sized hot dog is about... maybe 8 inches long, and about 1.5 inches wide

"“The normal esophageal diameter should be two to three centimeters, so they can have quite a stricture before theyfre symptomatic.”
The only reason why deep-throating is possible is because you relax your throat. When you're choking, you're panicing and your throat is going to tighten up.

Now, we say 1-2 inches per second, down your esophagus that takes 7 seconds to pass down a single, normal-sized, chewed up piece of food
That's going to be about 8 seconds with an object that is too large for your esophagus to handle

You're going to choke

EDIT: Actually that will be about 15 seconds it takes to get down your throat, accounting for the remainder of the hotdog.
 
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shteev

Lol how do I delete this account
Volkodav said:
I did some more sciency research.
"Food travels down the oesophagus at a rate of approximately 3 to 4 centimetres per second (1 to 2 inches),"
Okay, a good-sized hot dog is about... maybe 8 inches long, and about 1.5 inches wide

"“The normal esophageal diameter should be two to three centimeters, so they can have quite a stricture before theyfre symptomatic.”
The only reason why deep-throating is possible is because you relax your throat. When you're choking, you're panicing and your throat is going to tighten up.

Now, we say 1-2 inches per second, down your esophagus that takes 7 seconds to pass down a single, normal-sized, chewed up piece of food
That's going to be about 8 seconds with an object that is too large for your esophagus to handle

You're going to choke
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I can't believe we needed this post at all tbh like

don't swallow large foods whole
 
Pyper

Pyper

Active Member
I confess that I am learning a lot about what it takes for someone to deep-throat a cock from this thread and I am not used to this. I'm not uncomfortable but mildly entertained by this discussion.
 
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