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Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

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Volkodav said:
Why can't two gents shag each other in the toilet at the pub without breaking the sink
Those fellas are a couple of wankers, you can shag without leaning on the sink

Idk how to talk british
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Faith and begorra, Clay! What if two wee laddies were to walk in and see those fellows stroking their clovers! They'd be on the sexual predators list faster than St. Patty got rid of the snakes on the emerald isle.

(My fiance thinks my irish accent is crap. u.u)
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
Butters Shikkon said:
Faith and begorra, Clay! What if two wee laddies were to walk in and see those fellows stroking their clovers! They'd be on the sexual predators list faster than St. Patty got rid of the snakes on the emerald isle.

(My fiance thinks my irish accent is crap. u.u)
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THAT WAS A GOOD IRISH ACCENT, I read it in an irish voice
 
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Ariosto

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I confess that I wish I could stay overnight to watch how this thread keeps unfolding, but I can't.
Good night, FAF, have good and fun discussions.
 
Distorted

Distorted

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It's made me confess some things I wouldn't normally confess. The air around here has definitely changed. How'd this even happen? And how long will it continue before something happens?
 
KyryK

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Well...you tried
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Volkodav said:
Tell me more
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Nope, there are some things i'm fine with talking about in public and some things i'm not, and some of the stuff we did i'm definitely too nervous about to state openly.

Though i will say that he wasn't into D/s stuff as much as me so i was never fully satisfied with his performance as a Dom and there may be a short clip of me sucking his cock somewhere on the internet...
 
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Kleric

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Distorted said:
It's made me confess some things I wouldn't normally confess. The air around here has definitely changed. How'd this even happen? And how long will it continue before something happens?
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Red just threw out all of her kinkyness on this thread, and then everything went down (up?) hill from there. I think it'll die down before something happens though. :0
 
UrsusArtist

UrsusArtist

Hurr durr I'm a Big Black Burr
Jim wanted to watch "I Am Legend" but with the alternate ending. I confess, it was a better ending (IMO) than the theatrical version.

As far as public sex goes, oh I've witnessed so many scenes. And taken part in some as well...but in places where it's almost the norm (gay bars, campgrounds).
 
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Clauvio

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UrsusArtist said:
Jim wanted to watch "I Am Legend" but with the alternate ending. I confess, it was a better ending (IMO) than the theatrical version.

As far as public sex goes, oh I've witnessed so many scenes. And taken part in some as well...but in places where it's almost the norm (gay bars, campgrounds).
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wait there was an alternate ending
im the guy missing out
its me
 
Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

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Jackie said:
What's inconsiderate is that your work wouldn't cater for your customers special needs by purchasing stronger sinks.
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This actually made me laugh a smidge and I missed it before. XD

That's sorta true but you know...200 hundred pound men on sinks will make em fall anyway. (I also read that as "stronger kinks")
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

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was riding my bike to Tim Hortons and some lady drove by speeding way too close, busted her side mirror off on my elbow

got out, oh my god i hit you etc etc
i didnt see you (possibly true, but not likely. every other car gives me 2 metres to my left)
took her like 3 minutes to realize that the mirror i was holding came from her car and not my bike

probably drunk

first time for everything?
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

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UrsusArtist said:
Damn, is your elbow ok?
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Oh yeah it's fine, she was worried I broke it. I think she was terrified I was gonna start saying "oh man, my neck hurts sooo much. yeah I'd better get your info" lol
I just wish she'd watch where she was driving. The speed at which she was going and how close to the side of the road she was going (I ride on the white line or just to the right of it if there's a foot of concrete to the right of the line) tells me that if she didn't hit me, she would have driven off into gravel up the road
 
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