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Kleric said:
I confess this thread has most recently made me both intrigued and uncomfortable simultaneously.
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IKR. >.>


Distorted said:
It's made me confess some things I wouldn't normally confess. The air around here has definitely changed. How'd this even happen? And how long will it continue before something happens?
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We are all friends here. :)


Ariosto said:
I confess you people's sexual exploits and ideas just leave me with my mouth hanging O.O
Makes me feel surprised, confused, weird, and surprised. And perhaps even more of a virgin, but I just have a very traitional view of sexuality.
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AS DO I...and I feel that we are a dying breed.


Volkodav said:
Y'all never thought about anything like that? Even getting a handjob in a public bathroom?
Nothing?
Never taken bathroom stall dick pics?
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Fuck no.


Volkodav said:
I find it weird that people don't want to fuck in public
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I find it weird that you find it weird that people don't want to fuck in public. >.>


jtrekkie said:
The other day I consumed 26 cups of coffee in a couple hours. I measured my resting heart rate at 195 bpm.
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If you had gone for a run, you'd probably have had a heart attack. Max BPM is 220. After that...you die.
 
KyryK

KyryK

Well...you tried
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There's a distinct possibility that my roommate will end up turning me into a bro pony and/or weeaboo by the end of the year.

Pray for me. ;-;
 
jtrekkie

jtrekkie

Feathered
KyryK said:
There's a distinct possibility that my roommate will end up turning me into a bro pony and/or weeaboo by the end of the year.

Pray for me. ;-;
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Let me know if you need an exorcism.
 
KyryK

KyryK

Well...you tried
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jtrekkie said:
Let me know if you need an exorcism.
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Thank you Trekkie, you're a good man.

If i start chanting desu uncontrollably that's your cue to perform one.
 
Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
Actually on the subject of bathroom sex...The very first job I worked at the only other gay guy who worked there took me up the manager's rest room and tried to fuck me...but I was a virgin and didn't want to be screwed in such a nasty and un-romantic place. And I didn't like him cuz he was a lazy/creepy douchebag.

Public restrooms are seriously really unhygienic anyway. :p
 
RestlessDreamer

RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
I got nothing to compete with having sex in public bathrooms and repeatedly breaking the same sink.

Also, I don't think this thread can ever reach the same incredible heights as it did last night.
 
Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
RestlessDreamer said:
I got nothing to compete with having sex in public bathrooms and repeatedly breaking the same sink.

Also, I don't think this thread can ever reach the same incredible heights as it did last night.
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You can't expect a miracle twice. ;3 But to keep on your previous topic...I confess oral is my favorite part of sex.
 
GarthTheWereWolf

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Public bathroom sex is gross :þ I don't even like using public restrooms for their intended purpose. Let alone bumping uglies in em. That's just asking for a UTI or worse.

Now sex outside though <: thats a different story. The thrill of potentially getting caught in a nature setting just makes it more exciting.
 
RestlessDreamer

RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
You haven't gone camping until you've had sex in a tent. In a crowded camp ground. Loudly.

That was a good time. Not going to lie.
 
RestlessDreamer

RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
Not much more detail to it than what I gave. But we went at it for the better part of an hour and she was being very loud, despite clamping down on my shoulder with her teeth to keep things less obvious (partially because it helped keep things shush and partially because I want to be bitten goddamn it). Whole immediate area smelled like sex for the rest of the night.

Slept like a baby.
 
GarthTheWereWolf

GarthTheWereWolf

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Volkodav said:
How do you get a UTI by fucking in a public bathroom
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Dude... you just know there's fecal particles all over the place in public restrooms whether they're noticeable or not. On the walls, on the sinks, on most every surface. I imagine its far less likely for two gay men fucking in a public restroom, but for a girl being fucked in one? Its not hard at all when rubbing against those surfaces as the business is being done.
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

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RestlessDreamer said:
Not much more detail to it than what I gave. But we went at it for the better part of an hour and she was being very loud, despite clamping down on my shoulder with her teeth to keep things less obvious (partially because it helped keep things shush and partially because I want to be bitten goddamn it). Whole immediate area smelled like sex for the rest of the night.

Slept like a baby.
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NO, I WANTED GAY SEX

GarthTheWereWolf said:
Dude... you just know there's fecal particles all over the place in public restrooms whether they're noticeable or not. On the walls, on the sinks, on most every surface. I imagine its far less likely for two gay men fucking in a public restroom, but for a girl being fucked in one? Its not hard at all when rubbing against those surfaces as the business is being done.
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Nah even if a chick is being fucked, that don't mean she's gonna be rubbing her vag on the toilet handle or anything
 
RestlessDreamer

RestlessDreamer

Scary Monster; Super Creep
My stories with guys are less exciting. My first ever hook-up though was with a med student during Spring Break. I went to his dorm room after talking for ages online. He was still in the closet then and had waited til everyone went away for vacation so he could have me to himself without asshole roommates (he had come from India to study so he had nowhere to go).

We awkwardly exchanged small talk and hung out until he mustered the courage to kiss me. We then proceeded to make out and go to third base countless times. We were pretty much constantly doing something sexual from about 4 in the afternoon to 3 in the morning.

Fell asleep in his arms afterward. Sweet guy. Just wasn't meant to be sadly.
 
Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
I sorta do want to make love outside eventually. (Somewhere away from kids and ppl who might report us) I think it'd be nice on a mountain in late summer or maybe early spring. I grew up in the woods so I just love nature that way.
 
UrsusArtist

UrsusArtist

Hurr durr I'm a Big Black Burr
RestlessDreamer said:
You haven't gone camping until you've had sex in a tent. In a crowded camp ground. Loudly.

That was a good time. Not going to lie.
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Oh, that's at least once a year for me. I go to a certain camping event every year, and one time I had a VERY LOUD man in my tent. Like turn it up to 11 loud. When we were finished, I thought I heard applause. I since nicknamed that man Howlin' Howie.
 
GarthTheWereWolf

GarthTheWereWolf

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Volkodav said:
Nah even if a chick is being fucked, that don't mean she's gonna be rubbing her vag on the toilet handle or anything
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Depends entirely on the position and place in the restroom shes being fucked in. Obviously the ones that involve less or no contact with surfaces would be safer.
 
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