Confessions thread

[Kinharia]

From the British National Health Service regarding a Penis.

For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches).
A penis would only be considered unusually small if it was less than 3 inches (7.6cm) long when erect.

 

[Deleted member 93706]

From the British National Health Service regarding a Penis.

For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches).
A penis would only be considered unusually small if it was less than 3 inches (7.6cm) long when erect.

No it's not. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect_length

And here I always thought I had a small dick.

 

[Ariosto]

And here I always thought I had a small dick.

Perhaps an effect of watching all that porn?

Quick confession:... can't think of anything... oh yeah, I confess I scream 'There goes Siegfried!' whenever I hear his trumpet theme. I'd love interrupting a performance of Götterdämmerung like that.

 

[RestlessDreamer]

Oh wow. I had no idea. That's a confidence booster I suppose .

How did we get to this topic anyway?

 

[Deleted member 93706]

Oh wow. I had no idea. That's a confidence booster I suppose .

How did we get to this topic anyway?

I am not in any attracted to hyper dicks or tits, always things within a sort of realism (heh, realism).

His fault!

I kinda fed it too, though.

 

[Kinharia]

Apparently the Asexual's lust for Furries. Horray Furries \o/

 

[RestlessDreamer]

This thread never fails to inform and entertain.

 

[Fallowfox]

From the British National Health Service regarding a Penis.

For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches).
A penis would only be considered unusually small if it was less than 3 inches (7.6cm) long when erect.

I think 'unusually small' is an understatement; this is what doctors call a 'micropenis'.

 

[Kinharia]

It's off the website, I just copied and paste. Then again I do prefare British English to American English, they keep a form of elegance (also it is the only English besides what I call Celtic English I know) to the language. Instead of being blatent it is when used in the correct context polite

 

[Fallowfox]

...I just came up with an hypothesis. Men with brown eyes are observed not to discriminate between sex partners due to eye colour. Blue eyed males, however, prefer blue eyed women.

Blue eyes are a recessive trait, hence two blue eyed parents cannot have a brown eyed child. Brown eyed parents can have children of any eye colour, though.
Hence a blue eyed partner is an 'authenticity check' for blue eyed men; if the child has blue eyes it is more likely that it is yours, rather than resulting from infidelity.

There is a selection pressure for blue eyed men to prefer blue eyed women. Women do not care, because they know that their child is theirs anyway. Brown eyed men do not care, because they can sire offspring of any eye colour, so it is not a predictive test of infidelity.

 

[Luki]

On the topic of eye color, all of my dad's side of the family have extremely beautiful blue or gray eyes, but my mother had darker eyes... and I took after her.

I confess it's always upset me a bit. Curse you, genetics!

 

[Volkodav]

My mom had brown eyes and my dad has hazel or green. My brother got brown eyes, sister got hazel, I got grey-green

 

[Shadow Jaeger]

I confess it's always upset me a bit. Curse you, genetics!

To be fair, i been pretty lucky and unlucky with genetics, my parents are pretty small and fat but i got lucky and got my grandfathers build...when i lose enough weight i look like a tank (my grandfather was in the army for a long period of time).
However i wear glasses and i have a slightly slow metabolism...and there's the curse of being a nerd.
So yeah im basically dinkles the buff nerd http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2TV-uY6Un0

 

[Luki]

My mom had brown eyes and my dad has hazel or green. My brother got brown eyes, sister got hazel, I got grey-green

You lucky bear! It's a similar case with me and my brother, he lucked out and got this light pure gray eye color, it's really pretty :c

To be fair, i been pretty lucky and unlucky with genetics, my parents are pretty small and fat but i got lucky and got my grandfathers build...when i lose enough weight i look like a tank (my grandfather was in the army for a long period of time).
However i wear glasses and i have a slightly slow metabolism...and there's the curse of being a nerd.
So yeah im basically dinkles the buff nerd http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2TV-uY6Un0

Dinkles would be a totally awesome nickname xD

 

[Volkodav]

You lucky bear! It's a similar case with me and my brother, he lucked out and got this light pure gray eye color, it's really pretty :c

I get this a lot but I never understood it. We go on with our lives without ever thinking of our eye colour or the eye colour of other people.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I confess I love dicks :V

 

[Volkodav]

I like dicks more than ass despite being a top
There's guys that will say "yeah i like this type of ass" and I'm just like.. an ass is an ass
I'm not a fan of Nicki Minaj asses though, I do not find that appealing on a guy, and there's some guys that will do w.e they can to make their ass look like that. I don't get it

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I like dicks more than ass despite being a top
There's guys that will say "yeah i like this type of ass" and I'm just like.. an ass is an ass
I'm not a fan of Nicki Minaj asses though, I do not find that appealing on a guy, and there's some guys that will do w.e they can to make their ass look like that. I don't get it

There's this one gay guy in my band, who likes to act like he has that and I'm just like.
Sir.
Stop twerking your flat ass.
You are not Nicki.

 

[Volkodav]

There's this one gay guy in my band, who likes to act like he has that and I'm just like.
Sir.
Stop twerking your flat ass.
You are not Nicki.

Nope
That's the shit I don't like, right there

 

[Flamegirl42]

I'm a boring person... That's really all I have to confess and it's not much of a confession.

 

[jtrekkie]

I confess I love dicks :V

You know, dicks is pretty good but it doesn't give me everything I need. I really wan't a wider selection and dicks has only so much to offer. I'll take dicks, of course, but if I have the option I go to cabelas.

I'm a boring person... That's really all I have to confess and it's not much of a confession.

Me too.

 

[sniperfreak223]

...I just came up with an hypothesis. Men with brown eyes are observed not to discriminate between sex partners due to eye colour. Blue eyed males, however, prefer blue eyed women.

Blue eyes are a recessive trait, hence two blue eyed parents cannot have a brown eyed child. Brown eyed parents can have children of any eye colour, though.
Hence a blue eyed partner is an 'authenticity check' for blue eyed men; if the child has blue eyes it is more likely that it is yours, rather than resulting from infidelity.

There is a selection pressure for blue eyed men to prefer blue eyed women. Women do not care, because they know that their child is theirs anyway. Brown eyed men do not care, because they can sire offspring of any eye colour, so it is not a predictive test of infidelity.

Not really...I have blue eyes and I prefer ladies with brown or hazel eyes. But then again I also prefer brunettes to both blondes and redheads...so I guess I'm a little odd when it comes to that stuff.

 

[Luki]

I get this a lot but I never understood it. We go on with our lives without ever thinking of our eye colour or the eye colour of other people.

Hm,now that I think of it, I've never seen a clear eye-colored person wishing they had brown or black eye colors.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Nope
That's the shit I don't like, right there

I don't do that with my booty.
Mine takes dicks like a vagina :V

 

[Volkodav]

Hm,now that I think of it, I've never seen a clear eye-colored person wishing they had brown or black eye colors.

It's possibly due to brown being the most common, and they want something "unique"?
I'd never choose someone as a boyfriend or sexual partner based on eye colour, ever. It's not even something I think about as a feature of attractiveness
I think people put too much weight into eye colour