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Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
Okay I guess I'll tell my gross story since nobody has topped it yet.

You know how when youre little, you took showers with your parents?
My dad told me that when I was like 5 and I took a shower with him, he didn't realize but water running off his body was running off his dick, and I was drinking said dick-water over my shoulder (I was facing away from him)
I didn't know it was coming from there HAHAH
 
GarthTheWereWolf

GarthTheWereWolf

Captious Lycanthrope of Forum Legend
Jesus... lol that's so wrong. I am so glad my parents didn't have me bathe with them growing up. These stories are horrifying.
 
funky3000

funky3000

Galactic Overlord
I had the "luck" of showering with my father as a kid. I was doing baths and I had to learn how to shower. It was so weird to shower, if I stuck my head under I felt like I was drowning. Nowadays wetting my head doesn't, but letting it run over my face makes me tense up.

And back to that showering with my father thing.

Lets just say he's a lil stubby xD
 
FenrirDarkWolf

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
Volkodav said:
I regret making fun of Red x Red's Dad
I'm not sure what that thought is but I have a sinking feeling
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Nothing like that oxo
Just showers without blood relations
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
funky3000 said:
I thought tiny penises were considered comedy these days.
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I've forbidden any talk of dad dick sizes in this thread
Dicks and dick size is fine, as long as it does not pertain to dicks owned by dads


Now, we all need to shower with blood in my shower
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
FenrirDarkWolf said:
But what if I do act up D:
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You go in for an hour in the unlit basement that is sometimes haunted by a dead old woman with no eyes
 
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Clauvio

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gross stories? well one time i took some shit out of the fridge and mixed it in a cup when i was like 7 or whatever because at the time i thought eventually id discover some glow-y magical drink that would give me powers. i remember putting chips, ham, soda, cheese, shampoo, eggs, toothpaste, bread, water, cereal, some other snacks, and mixing it up. the plan was only to drink it if pink smoke and glitter started rising out of it, which in my case it did not. 7 year old me decided fuck this, took a break, poured some soda in a similar looking cup. my mistake, because i took a pretty big swig of the fucking genius concoction i had made.

i did this with stuff only in the shower, too.
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
Clauvio said:
gross stories? well one time i took some shit out of the fridge and mixed it in a cup when i was like 7 or whatever because at the time i thought eventually id discover some glow-y magical drink that would give me powers. i remember putting chips, ham, soda, cheese, shampoo, eggs, toothpaste, bread, water, cereal, some other snacks, and mixing it up. the plan was only to drink it if pink smoke and glitter started rising out of it, which in my case it did not. 7 year old me decided fuck this, took a break, poured some soda in a similar looking cup. my mistake, because i took a pretty big swig of the fucking genius concoction i had made.

i did this with stuff only in the shower, too.
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I read that as "I took a shit in the fridge" and I have to say I'm honestly glad that it was actually a story about eating ham and toothpaste and shit

What did it taste like?
 
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Clauvio

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Volkodav said:
I read that as "I took a shit in the fridge" and I have to say I'm honestly glad that it was actually a story about eating ham and toothpaste and shit

What did it taste like?
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gave me a good laugh m8
also idrr, it was pretty thick though and there was ham and shit that kinda squished out brown/black juice.
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
I remember I had a shitload of Box Elder Beetles stuck to the side of my house, and I wanted to kill them all because they were swarming, so I took a bucket of water and scooped them all into it, and then dumped a bunch of crushed up weeds I picked and a bottle of cayenne pepper in there (I hated the smell, that's why I chose it) and my mom found out and got fucking pissed because I wasted her spices
It didn't actually kill them, idk what I was thinking. I must have been like.. 7
 
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