Confessions thread

[Clauvio]

I remember I had a shitload of Box Elder Beetles stuck to the side of my house, and I wanted to kill them all because they were swarming, so I took a bucket of water and scooped them all into it, and then dumped a bunch of crushed up weeds I picked and a bottle of cayenne pepper in there (I hated the smell, that's why I chose it) and my mom found out and got fucking pissed because I wasted her spices
It didn't actually kill them, idk what I was thinking. I must have been like.. 7

watcha doin this weekend

 

[Volkodav]

watcha doin this weekend

Killing box elder beetles with cayenne and crushed up weeds
(and in that moment, they knew that they had formed a relationship that would not be broken. They would go on to date and torture insects for fun and then possibly progress onto humans they acquired on the furaffinity forums)

 

[Chuchi]

Ahh, a budding romance~ :3

OT: I guess it qualifies as a confession? I've spotted a few FAFers around the dregs of Imgur's User Sub. And I downvote every one of them, regardless of content. Muwahaha!
Just kidding, I don't actually do that. I just move along and mind my own business.

 

[Clauvio]

Killing box elder beetles with cayenne and crushed up weeds
(and in that moment, they knew that they had formed a relationship that would not be broken. They would go on to date and torture insects for fun and then possibly progress onto humans they acquired on the furaffinity forums)

god damn you really do have a way with words
what will we name our children

Ahh, a budding romance~ :3

OT: I guess it qualifies as a confession? I've spotted a few FAFers around the dregs of Imgur's User Sub. And I downvote every one of them, regardless of content. Muwahaha!
Just kidding, I don't actually do that. I just move along and mind my own business.

which is crueler than any downvote
wont anybody give them some love ;_;

 

[Volkodav]

Name them Test Subjects 1, 2, 3, etc

My confession
One time when I was a kid I had a couple baby rabbits and I brought one of them to the convenience store that a family friend owned, and I set it down in a box of caramels and it pissed all over them lol
fortunately the guy wasn't that mad

 

[Maugryph]

Okay I guess I'll tell my gross story since nobody has topped it yet.

You know how when youre little, you took showers with your parents?
My dad told me that when I was like 5 and I took a shower with him, he didn't realize but water running off his body was running off his dick, and I was drinking said dick-water over my shoulder (I was facing away from him)
I didn't know it was coming from there HAHAH

*collapsed on the floor laughing*

 

[RedSavage]

OH DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

I "lost" my debit card and have been dealing with all that. Being without a card. The whole not having any of my money thing. I called and had it cancelled.


I found in in the BACK SLOT OF MY WALLET JUST NOW.


Fffffffffffff-

 

[Clauvio]

OH DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

I "lost" my debit card and have been dealing with all that. Being without a card. The whole not having any of my money thing. I called and had it cancelled.


I found in in the BACK SLOT OF MY WALLET JUST NOW.


Fffffffffffff-

pppppppp
on a scale of 1 to 10 how stupid do you feel

confession:
accidentally putting the remotes in the fridge is really common for me, so is preparing my meal and sitting down without it.

 

[RedSavage]

I feel dumber than dumber than a moth in a bug zapper. 10/10. I've got nearly 500 in the bank and no way to get to it.

 

[Kinharia]

About 2 years ago I experimented with Weed. I don't know what the fucking lure of that is as I nearly puked. I've also tried speed (in a very small controlled dose), nah I don't think I'll touch that again. Growing up I had adhd so instead of going fricking mental I apparently just sat there staring at the wall for an hour. I find the only drug I like is alcohol but then again alcohol is highly prevelant in Irish culture (yes, I wont deny it) and I guess I felt I had to start, but then found out that Cider was basically apple juice that got you drunk so that became my thing. Back last weekend me and my father downed 1ltr of Whiskey each and I woke with the shakes for the first time. Don't think I'll touch Whiskey again.

 

[Fallowfox]

1 litre of whiskey is dangerous. :s

 

[Kinharia]

I'm actually surprised I don't have alcohol poisoning

 

[Harbinger]

When im sposed to get up at 7 for work i still end up awake at 3am, texting...distractions >W<

 

[Ariosto]

I confess I don't participate in the forum's serious debates because, at this point of my life, I just want to get along with people and avoid much trouble.

 

[UrsusArtist]

I confess I don't participate in the forum's serious debates because, at this point of my life, I just want to get along with people and avoid much trouble.

I've been avoiding some because I'm relatively new here and I want to get to know you guys and gals.

 

[RedSavage]

Mmmmmmmmmm fresh meat.

 

[UrsusArtist]

So fresh and so cle....well not so clean.

 

[Luki]

I'm dog-sitting two pitbulls as a favor to my uncle this weekend and I confess I'm a wee bit intimidated by them :S

"Oh hey, Luki, you're great with pets , right? Could ya take care of my boys for me? Gotta take care of some urgent business next town."

"Oh..yeah, sure... ._."

He's right, I'm good with pets... Of the feline variety!
Never had a dog before, but I couldn't turn him down :<

These guys are well behaved, though...

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

Hm,now that I think of it, I've never seen a clear eye-colored person wishing they had brown or black eye colors.

Gonna just contribute to this one with that I have blue/grey eyes and I wish so badly I had brown eyes. In fact, I hate my entire fair makeup, fuck everything that comes with that. I just look washed out and child-like without a good hour of make-up. Fine eyelashes and all that shit. My natural hair is baby fine so I can't do the emo thing with it, which is the ONLY thing I want to do with it, and it drives me crazy when people complain about their thick hair. My hair is so sleek I reckon if it was any more fine it would just be water and roll off my head.

Just fuck all of this. My mum said I would appreciate being fair some day but that day sure as hell hasn't come yet. When I'm elderly my hair's gonna thin even more, so I guess by that point I'm not gonna have any hair left to speak of.

 

[Fallowfox]

I get this a lot but I never understood it. We go on with our lives without ever thinking of our eye colour or the eye colour of other people.

Women with colourful eyes are demonstrably more sexually attractive to heterosexual men with colourful eyes, in general.

 

[jtrekkie]

Ahh, a budding romance~ :3

OT: I guess it qualifies as a confession? I've spotted a few FAFers around the dregs of Imgur's User Sub. And I downvote every one of them, regardless of content. Muwahaha!
Just kidding, I don't actually do that. I just move along and mind my own business.

Purged.

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

I confess I don't participate in the forum's serious debates because, at this point of my life, I just want to get along with people and avoid much trouble.

Funnily enough I don't get involved in the serious debates because I don't know a fucking thing about the topic of debate and don't want to look like an idiot.

C'mon guys, can't you debate about cell biology so I can look smart? =V

 

[Fallowfox]

Funnily enough I don't get involved in the serious debates because I don't know a fucking thing about the topic of debate and don't want to look like an idiot.

C'mon guys, can't you debate about cell biology so I can look smart? =V

It doesn't stop anybody else.

 

[Shadow Jaeger]

Funnily enough I don't get involved in the serious debates because I don't know a fucking thing about the topic of debate and don't want to look like an idiot.

C'mon guys, can't you debate about cell biology so I can look smart? =V

Well i got a national 5 Biology (slightly easier than a English higher) exam coming up in may so you can do my exam for me then >:V

 

[RedSavage]

It doesn't stop anybody else.

Badum-tish.
Honestly a lot of our arguments are philosophically and ethically based. Not a lot of citations to be made. But once we start start getting into social issues like privilege and racism, the pie graph charts come out for the free-for-all pissing fest of statistics and URLs.