Confessions thread

[FenrirDarkWolf]

You know you want in on this action. ^_^

Joel is my fur brother.
Restless is pretty good looking.
I say it's a win/win.
I can't cook worth shit tho.

 

[mcjoel]

You can entertain customers with your flag twirling :3

 

[RestlessDreamer]

I've always wanted to see the Portlands duke it out...it'd have to be in a soccer match. Hey dude, if Portland OR turns out too crowded you can do Portland ME ^.^. It's like Portland OR but more hipster cred cause no one really knows it.

I actually do like Maine a lot, but I visited Oregon recently and fell in love with the Pacific Northwest as a whole. Watching the cooks out there (particularly after doing work in a Manhattan Michelin Star kitchen) made me actually joyful. The better cooks in Oregon care A LOT about their food, but it's all presented without pretention (unlike Midtown NYC). A lot of it is fusion kitchen work that is rather sincere in its austerity.

Also, the pace makes a lot more sense there.

Oh definitely dude a food truck run by a couple of furfags sounds like fun.

That actually does sound like a lot of fun. ^_^

Joel is my fur brother.
Restless is pretty good looking.
I say it's a win/win.
I can't cook worth shit tho.

Thanks for the compliment (although I think the "pretty good" is a caveat to say I'm a 7 at best ). And honestly getting good as a cook is just about being adventurous, patient, paying attention, and being passionate. That's all you need.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I'll make a custom flag with a logo design!

 

[mcjoel]

I'm really excited to reach 1000 posts

 

[RestlessDreamer]

Almost there! You better spend the thousandth post wisely. Make it count!

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

McJoel is gonna transition into a GOD

Quote me in your 1000th post

 

[dirtypaws]

I eat the entire apple. even the core. even the seeds.

 

[ZettaBit]

Food cart in Portland? You need to come up with something different for your menu, Something crazy, like make all of the items somehow fur related. Hot dogs into Fox dogs for example...
There are a shit ton of food carts in Portland, you will need something to make yours stand out.

 

[RestlessDreamer]

True true, Zetta. But my intention is to move there and keep working at traditional kitchens until my cooking skills improve enough for me to be confident to do my own thing.

I'll give it time before I settle on anything. I just have a bunch of ideas for now. But thank you for the advice!

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Food cart in Portland? You need to come up with something different for your menu, Something crazy, like make all of the items somehow fur related. Hot dogs into Fox dogs for example...
There are a shit ton of food carts in Portland, you will need something to make yours stand out.

Well, it will have a maniac flag twirler "accidentally" dropping his flag into other food carts....

 

[Feste]

Lol, forum foodtruck! Everyone would take a turn cooking for a week! I can make a mean steak and onions if you need me

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

I would imagine the rampant hipsters of Portland would be really into a food cart that has fursuiting performers lol

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I would imagine the rampant hipsters of Portland would be really into a food cart that has fursuiting performers lol

Wellll, it'll be hard to twirl and not kill anyone while in suit whist not killing myself.
But.
I'll do my best.

 

[ZettaBit]

Do Eet! I would drive up there just to hang out xD

 

[RestlessDreamer]

Well, at least having fursuiters twirling flags would set me apart from the competition...

 

[jtrekkie]

Odd feeling.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I hope I get paid in yiff...
And free medical bills.

 

[RestlessDreamer]

If you think I'm going to open up a food truck and pay for your medical expenses in month one, then you are gravely mistaken, Fenrir.

You'll work for yiff, get paid in yiff, and build up a fine yiff resume like every other hardworking American in today's economy.

 

[funky3000]

Can I just have my coworkers take my spot on the food truck?

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

If you think I'm going to open up a food truck and pay for your medical expenses in month one, then you are gravely mistaken, Fenrir.

You'll work for yiff, get paid in yiff, and build up a fine yiff resume like every other hardworking American in today's economy.

I am okay with this.
I need to build my yiff resume anyway.

 

[RestlessDreamer]

You need at least 3 years of yiff experience to even get an entry-level position in any company these days.

Now get to work! I'm not paying you minimum wage and yiff dollars (I'll explain the currency at a later point) for nothing!

 

[ZettaBit]

Paid in yiff? How do taxes work on that? Every month Uncle Sam comes and fucks you over? Oh, wait... he already does that.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

You need at least 3 years of yiff experience to even get an entry-level position in any company these days.

Now get to work! I'm not paying you minimum wage and yiff dollars (I'll explain the currency at a later point) for nothing!

Sir yes sir!
*drops flag on rival food cart's chef*

 

[Evan of Phrygia]

...well