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funky3000

Galactic Overlord
There's a reason I keep it in my pants, literally.

I don't have to clean worth a damn, and Christ fapkins feel so ungodly unnatural. I don't understand why so many guys praise the fapkin.
 

Ariosto

New Member
There's a reason I keep it in my pants, literally.

I don't have to clean worth a damn, and Christ fapkins feel so ungodly unnatural. I don't understand why so many guys praise the fapkin.
You mean you stain your pants all the time?

I don't feel like sharing much the way I do it here... just saying I try not to stain anything so I don't have to clean later.
 

funky3000

Galactic Overlord
Neither tbh.

I have plenty of underwear so by the time I run out of shirts I still have a few pairs if I change them daily.

They stay rather clean. The only reason some of my pairs are stained is cuz there were times I wore a pair for like a week or whatever.

Its not like you see the stain anyway.

But that's for if I'm at home. In public I'll just let it in the toilet, or if I'm in the shower I aim for the drain.

I get the feeling we shouldn't talk about this topic for too much longer.
 

Ariosto

New Member
You waste your manseeds down the drain when you should be swallowing it.
Maybe his diet does not allow him to do so...? Yeah, I'd rather want a change of topic, of you don't mind, Marazhu.

Confesión: there's an old teacher of mine I'd like to be friends with, but I'm too nervous to ask her. I'm afraid she lives a busy life and I'd just bother her.
 

Atemis

Member
Maybe his diet does not allow him to do so...? Yeah, I'd rather want a change of topic, of you don't mind, Marazhu.

Confesión: there's an old teacher of mine I'd like to be friends with, but I'm too nervous to ask her. I'm afraid she lives a busy life and I'd just bother her.
Most of my teachers love to catch up with former students, infact a few teachers would tell us stories of how their students had gone off to better things.
 

Ariosto

New Member
Most of my teachers love to catch up with former students, infact a few teachers would tell us stories of how their students had gone off to better things.

Further confession: I kind of let her down in classes a couple of times as well (it was an unstsable time in my life)... so I wouldn't know. She did expect a lot of me, though.
 

Mikazuki Marazhu

I hate you all
I remember my chemistry teacher. She was so kind to me even though I did terrible at her class. I wish I could go back in time and did better a better job.
 

Mr. Sparta

Scale Face
There was a spanish/french teacher everyone thought was awesome at my school. But then he had sex with a couple of students and now he's in prison. The foreign language program in my high school tanked because he was essentially a keystone teacher.

He should have kept it in his pants, like Funky.
 

Half-Note

Member
I have a tendency to ask people for their opinion on which option I should take in choices even if I've already settled with what I want to do. >_>
 

FrozenGlacier

That Weird-Ass Hybrid
It could be acne, but if it has been happening for awhile, please seek medical attention. Fluid buildup itself usually isn't bad, it's the cause of the buildup that's more of a concern.

Unless you have confused your penis with your left eyebrow. In which case, carry on.
Well, actually, I think it might be either a buildup of dust, of which I have plenty in my house. I set my drink down, right? I pick it up in 5 minutes, dust has already formed on the glass. That, or it might be dandruff problems. Look, I'm brushing my left eyebrow with a lint brush right now! It's suddenly snowing!
 
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Deleted member 93706

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I rarely ask people for their opinions on anything because I'm so good at researching subjectively. If I do, it's to spark conversation.
 
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