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Confessions thread

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Kinharia

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
Do it. You know you want to Ariosto. Do it.
 
Kinharia

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
I am proud of you *offers catnip cake and cider*
 
Kinharia

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
I confess that at times I have spent a good portion of my free time just browsing this forum. Also I like being silly on forums, an expression of a me I keep contained in public with a cage and a shock collar and stuff.
 
UrsusArtist

UrsusArtist

Hurr durr I'm a Big Black Burr
RedSavage said:
This thread keeps reminding me of how long it's been since I've been laid.

Stop it.

Stop it now.
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I confess, one of my bears got so horny the other night (while I was still sick) he just pushed me onto the bed and did his thang. I felt a little guilty that I wasn't up for reciprocation...but damn he's good.

*neener neener neeener* *hides*
 
UrsusArtist

UrsusArtist

Hurr durr I'm a Big Black Burr
Atemis said:
The black rhino is an endangered species; get near him and you'll be swarmed by about 10 angry Africans.
Also you guys are some horny bastards
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10 angry swarming Africans and that particular Rhino...sounds like a party to me. :p
 
RedSavage

RedSavage

Rattlesnake Flavored
I should sig that but I don't want to induce holocaust.

UrsusArtist said:
I confess, one of my bears got so horny the other night (while I was still sick) he just pushed me onto the bed and did his thang. I felt a little guilty that I wasn't up for reciprocation...but damn he's good.
*neener neener neeener* *hides*
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Stop it. STOP IT. THIS IS LIKE MY FANTASY. A GOOD MAN THAT WILL TAKE ME FOR HIMSELF WHEN HE NEEDS IT. HNGGGGG.

Also in b4 your bearfriend gets sick next. Huehuehue
Atemis said:
Also you guys are some horny bastards
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I prefer "horny bitch".

It's times like this I really consider getting an orchiectomy. I love being sexual, but I love being in CONTROL of it. And if I even skip a half day's of hormones, my libido goes haywire...more so that usual. That male new fucks with my head in a bad way. And that's fuckin saying something, alright? Imagine how I am now, but in an uncontrolled state of writhing tension and need. An orchiectomy wouldn't be the most invasive surgery, not like full SRS, but it's still a big undertaking.

Still...I may or may not be skipping another day of meds because of yet another late day on the road. I'm not sure if I can handle that. I need to start carrying them with me. This is extremely worrying. This will be 2 and a half days with no meds. And I'm not sure what to expect.

SkyboundTerror said:
I was honestly expecting food.

Food is all I think about.
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I'm eating chicken right now. Boneless spicy chicken. Mmmm
 
UrsusArtist

UrsusArtist

Hurr durr I'm a Big Black Burr
RedSavage said:
Stop it. STOP IT. THIS IS LIKE MY FANTASY. A GOOD MAN THAT WILL TAKE ME FOR HIMSELF WHEN HE NEEDS IT. HNGGGGG.

Also in b4 your bearfriend gets sick next. Huehuehue
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Well I told him not to kiss me. Well, at least not on the lips. We'll see. :)
 
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Kleric

Member
I may or may not be overly worried about someone who hasn't come back online the past 2 days...
Details would be necessary to know why, but I don't want to make a small rant.
 
Naesaki

Naesaki

JRPG Fanatic
*glasses steam up* *intense staring at the picture Ariosto linked, begins to browse elsewhere* *realises conversation is moving on*

Oh....uhm......Hi....I clearly haven't been distracted by anything! not me! no sirree!
 
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