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DrDingo said:
Let's just call it my bizarre politeness strategy.
When I have nothing to say, I type in a random string of letters and spaces into the chat box so the other person is fooled into thinking I'm composing something meaningful.
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Oh lol
 
FenrirDarkWolf

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
Batty Krueger

Batty Krueger

DJ Nailbunny
RestlessDreamer said:
I'm somewhat new to the community, so I need to know...

...what's a "babyfur party?" (I know I'm going to regret asking this)
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I was at a furry con last week and they have a room party floor in the hotel. Just a bunch of guys in clean, repeat clean diapers and footie pajamas. I met some cool people there. I only went out of pure curiosity.
 
Chuchi

Chuchi

Where'd the time go?
I very, very, very rarely finish the furrypronz pieces that I start because I get myself riled up thinking about things, need to go masturbate or hit up El Husbando and then I'm 'recharged' or whatever, get bored and go do something else.
There, have my confession you filthy beasts.
 
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Ayattar

Banned
Banned
Chuchi said:
I very, very, very rarely finish the furrypronz pieces that I start because I get myself riled up thinking about things, need to go masturbate or hit up El Husbando and then I'm 'recharged' or whatever, get bored and go do something else.
There, have my confession you filthy beasts.
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Meh, nothing unusual.
 
RedSavage

RedSavage

Rattlesnake Flavored
Chuchi said:
I very, very, very rarely finish the furrypronz pieces that I start because I get myself riled up thinking about things, need to go masturbate or hit up El Husbando and then I'm 'recharged' or whatever, get bored and go do something else.
There, have my confession you filthy beasts.
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And here I was thinking -I- was the only one with this problem. Mainly with smut-fiction.


"Oh man.... man this is some hot stuff.... I can barely keep my hands on the keyboard..... Oh this is gonna be great.... Ffff......HNNNNNG.... OKAY BRB OPENING PORN TAB."



-takes care of business-
-returns an hour or two later-



".... Why the fugh was I writing this again?"
 
Chuchi

Chuchi

Where'd the time go?
Ayattar said:
Meh, nothing unusual.
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What's unusual is I duct taped a dragon dildo to a chainsaw, which I replaced the teeth of and connected it to a boat motor, so I could sit on it and "ride the waves" around the lake. There's your god damn unusual.
 
Mikazuki Marazhu

Mikazuki Marazhu

I hate you all
Chuchi said:
I very, very, very rarely finish the furrypronz pieces that I start because I get myself riled up thinking about things, need to go masturbate or hit up El Husbando and then I'm 'recharged' or whatever, get bored and go do something else.
There, have my confession you filthy beasts.
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You are a girl right?
 
Chuchi

Chuchi

Where'd the time go?
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Ayattar

Banned
Banned
There are three solutions:
> go so deep into the fetish world that almost nothing turns you on
> develop cyberpunk-ish outlook - body is meat and nothing more
> do your business before drawing? Just clean the keyboard afterwards...

Chuchi said:
What's unusual is I duct taped a dragon dildo to a chainsaw, which I replaced the teeth of and connected it to a boat motor, so I could sit on it and "ride the waves" around the lake. There's your god damn unusual.
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Awwwwww... Reminds me of home.
 
Chuchi

Chuchi

Where'd the time go?
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Hewge

Banana Party
Banned
I wish I got horny from drawing pr0nz D:
I just get frustrated sometimes. Worrying over anatomy, difficult positions and poses, interesting angles, foreshortening, and if it's simply being drawn in an appealing manner.

Smut is hard. In more ways than one :u
 
Alexxx-Returns

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
Chuchi said:
I very, very, very rarely finish the furrypronz pieces that I start because I get myself riled up thinking about things, need to go masturbate or hit up El Husbando and then I'm 'recharged' or whatever, get bored and go do something else.
There, have my confession you filthy beasts.
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RedSavage said:
And here I was thinking -I- was the only one with this problem. Mainly with smut-fiction.


"Oh man.... man this is some hot stuff.... I can barely keep my hands on the keyboard..... Oh this is gonna be great.... Ffff......HNNNNNG.... OKAY BRB OPENING PORN TAB."



-takes care of business-
-returns an hour or two later-



".... Why the fugh was I writing this again?"
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Am I the only person who doesn't get THAT turned on when drawing/writing porn? No matter how hot the character is. I wrote a sex scene between Stingmon and my self-insert but felt almost NOTHING. I feel nothing reading it back (that may be because I've picked at it so many times now, I know the scene/chapter like the back of my hand though).

I don't get very turned on during foreplay/sex either. I don't get very turned on by whatever partner I'm with (tits help though). Only slightly more by RL porn. The only thing that turns me on greatly is stuff relating to my fetish (I can't describe it without going over PG-13, so I'm not gonna), and drawings and stuff that are that way inclined.

Is there something wrong with me?
 
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