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Hewge

Banana Party
Banned
Demensa said:
I confess that even though I tell people I don't dance and don't want to dance; when I'm by myself I dance all the time.
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I KNEW IT !
I always knew you were a dancer at heart, Demensa. Feel them beats in your heart~

This makes me so... happy. *wipes tear from eye* ;~;
 
RedSavage

RedSavage

Rattlesnake Flavored
I write shirt poetry when drunk. It's my guilty pleasure, but I don't kid myself into passing it off as literary worthy. An example.



I hate, therefor I am.
If to err is to be human then I am perfect
Because I err on the side of irrationality.
Let me touch the electric fence.
Will it shock me every time?
Only one way to find out. Beat a dead horse named Mistake until I know I can't go any further on that broken steed down that broken road.
I'm stubborn. Don't tell me what to do.
I am a caveman discovering how to burn myself with my own creation.
A terrible situation.
Justification of why I have to learn the hard way.
Cobain tell me,
Am I just dumb
Or maybe just happy?
But you killed yourself with Thompson and Monroe and you had all those quotes that people live their lives from yet in the end you couldn't even follow your own rules.
Who were you trying to convince? Was it really us or yourself?
Like a porn protester child molester you felt up your own ideals and left the broken bodies in ditches like stepchildren in stitches and is it any wonder our generation gets blamed when after all it was your own advice we followed?
Maybe I just hate myself because I'm part of a world I hate.
Or maybe I'm just too drunk and it's too late.
Morning sun
Through star lit sieves
Give me my solace
And gentle reprieves.
 
Feste

Feste

I haven't found an answer yet
BlitzCo said:
I confess that I'm actually trying to gain weight.
Through fat and muscle, my appetite has been growing over the last few weeks, and I bench press every day after school, I believe I do this because of a phobia I think I have
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Wait, so you have a phobia of not gaining weight or getting fat? If you're bench pressing that much as long as you get some run in you should be fine.

I confess that, even with muscle weight, I'm pretty pissed I'm above 205. Fricken holiday season killed me, and the Superbowl hasn't helped.
 
FenrirDarkWolf

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
I'm 210-220 and I hate it...
I don't want to be like a rail but...
I wanna be thinner...
But no matter how hard I try it just never seems to be...
 
Demensa

Demensa

Characterless sack of potatoes
Hewge said:
I KNEW IT !
I always knew you were a dancer at heart, Demensa. Feel them beats in your heart~

This makes me so... happy. *wipes tear from eye* ;~;
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This made me laugh a little too much.

RedSavage said:
Poem
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RedSavage said:
If I were my own reviewer Id call myself a pretentious piece of shit. Ha.
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I liked it!
I think poetry only crosses the line of 'pretentious' when it really​ gets avant-garde and you can't decipher any meanings etc.
 
Renarde

Renarde

Little Fox
Personally I've got a preference for guys that aren't "rail thin", just saying.
I mean I'm not into *really* big guys but... guys that are a little bit on the thicker side are quite alright, IMO. <3
 
FenrirDarkWolf

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
Renarde said:
Personally I've got a preference for guys that aren't "rail thin", just saying.
I mean I'm not into *really* big guys but... guys that are a little bit on the thicker side are quite alright, IMO. <3
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Sounds like me :V
 
Feste

Feste

I haven't found an answer yet
Renarde said:
Personally I've got a preference for guys that aren't "rail thin", just saying.
I mean I'm not into *really* big guys but... guys that are a little bit on the thicker side are quite alright, IMO. <3
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Yeah, pretty much me, too. What annoys me is that Everyone seems to be skinner here. I'm the widest person I know ><.
 
Renarde

Renarde

Little Fox
Feste said:
Yeah, pretty much me, too. What annoys me is that Everyone seems to be skinner here. I'm the widest person I know ><.
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Guhhh. Unfortunate. I fall into the tiny category myself, I suppose. But... there are so many advantages. Snuggles feel so much nicer~ <3 <3
 
BlitzCo

BlitzCo

Zoots Root
Feste said:
Wait, so you have a phobia of not gaining weight or getting fat? If you're bench pressing that much as long as you get some run in you should be fine.

I confess that, even with muscle weight, I'm pretty pissed I'm above 205. Fricken holiday season killed me, and the Superbowl hasn't helped.
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I have a fear of being considered "weak" or being considered a "weakling". I payed the price of being one back in 6th grade, but now, when you are 6ft and almost 200 pounds (and I'm only 15) not many people would want to bully you.

I remember the last time I checked I could bench press 140 pounds and squat nearly 180 pounds. And yet, I still feel like that I'm too wimpy.
 
Feste

Feste

I haven't found an answer yet
FenrirDarkWolf said:
Feste and Renard,
idk, but you two would prolly have fun with me.
I'm 5ft. 7-8 and 210, I haz a bit of a belleh
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Hah, pretty much the same. Ugh. And I had too many doritos today cause I was stuck indoors, so now I'm all blegh @_@. I will agree with Renard though, snuggling is quite fun when you can envelop someone :3

BlitzCo said:
I have a fear of being considered "weak" or being considered a "weakling". I payed the price of being one back in 6th grade, but now, when you are 6ft and almost 200 pounds (and I'm only 15) not many people would want to bully you.

I remember the last time I checked I could bench press 140 pounds and squat nearly 180 pounds. And yet, I still feel like that I'm too wimpy.
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Christ dude, that's pretty epic. As long as you're keeping it healthy, I guess. Maybe you can play for the Texans someday! I hope not the cowboys though :p.

RedSavage said:
I confess I'm a mess
And I need snuggles stat
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*snug hug* That work?
 
belmonkey

belmonkey

Bel
I personally don't see why guys feel they have to bulk up and become a walking mass of muscles these days. Half the guys were like that throughout my high school, but I never really cared to do any bodybuilding myself. I'm 160 pounds and almost none of it is muscle. I always wondered if I'd be able to handle myself in a fight though, despite that.
 
Percy-Lyn

Percy-Lyn

Relentless Fighter
It's about insecurity. The male ego is a surprisingly and amusingly fragile thing. Nine times out of ten, dudes have this weird need to one-up one another. Like that one annoying office-mate everyone has, but in everything deemed "masculine".
 
KyryK

KyryK

Well...you tried
Banned
My future roommate's not so secret plan to turn me into a brony so he can have sex with me while dressed as Soarin seems to be slowly coming to fruition. I have a basic pony OC now. Today he convinced me to let him draw me one.

For the love of God someone help me before it's too late. ;-;
 
belmonkey

belmonkey

Bel
KyryK said:
My future roommate's not so secret plan to turn me into a brony so he can have sex with me while dressed as Soarin seems to be slowly coming to fruition. I have a basic pony OC now. Today he convinced me to let him draw me one.

For the love of God someone help me before it's too late. ;-;
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Well, I personally think that Fluttershy is best pony, so I'm pretty much on his side.
 
Percy-Lyn

Percy-Lyn

Relentless Fighter
The great and powerful Trixie scoffs at your assumptions that anybody but herself could be "best pony".
 
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