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KyryK

Well...you tried
Banned
And I didn't want to like Furries...
Embrace your fate KyryK, you are destined for small horses.
You're right, my head's screaming get the fuck away from the bro ponies but if i look into my heart it reveals the truth, and the truth simply is...i want my roommate to have sex with me while dressed as Soarin!

Um...i mean...er...MLP:FIM is kinda alright and i've even enjoyed brief moments of the show but i can't see myself getting into it massively.

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Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
I used to be like you. Before you know it, you will have 2 brony T- shirts, some adult works hidden somewhere on your computer, and be singing along to the opening theme.
 

BRN

WTB Forum Mod Powers
I'm also on the very slim/toned side, and I feel this holds me back with big guys. They usually have no interest in me - I've noticed that tubby guys tend to go for their own when it comes to girlfriends. this pisses me off >.<

You'd think tessellation would count for something... :v
 

Shadow Jaeger

set phasers to thrust
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Harbinger

The Last of Us.
My fursona's turning into a man slag apparently :V
 

Naesaki

JRPG Fanatic
Yeah, pretty much me, too. What annoys me is that Everyone seems to be skinner here. I'm the widest person I know ><.

I'm 5ft 10" and I'm around 245lbs, I can lose weight really easily if I tried but I'm very lazy and I like being chubby but at the same time I've been stuck at that weight zone since I was 17 (now 23), though I don't exactly overeat and do the recommend daily exercise stuff --- essentially talking the dog for her daily walks xD
 

Shadow Jaeger

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For some reason, my fursona is making me more masculine,

Yeah i find that really weird, when i made my fursona, i was being bullied quite a bit and i didn't do anything but for some reason, shadow brought out the better side of me and i stood up to my bullies. Turns out they were all talk, and surprisingly, they became alright around me afterwards. Your fursona can really tell a lot about you that you didn't really know yourself, mine helped find my hidden courage.
 

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
You're right, my head's screaming get the fuck away from the bro ponies but if i look into my heart it reveals the truth, and the truth simply is...i want my roommate to have sex with me while dressed as Soarin!

Um...i mean...er...MLP:FIM is kinda alright and i've even enjoyed brief moments of the show but i can't see myself getting into it massively.

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Don't you have a boyfriend o3o
I don't watch much MLP, but idk Soarin is kinda sexy :V
 

Shadow Jaeger

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*Googles soarin*
*gets a Disney ride*
Umm....ok? You do whatever you like to that poor ride

Yeah that Google search was completely useless. I don't understand why people would want to fuck a blue Shetland pony with an ugly design.
Bronies man, fucking bronies....fucking ponies.
Fucking bronies fucking ponies with their bad dragon collection.
 

WideEyed

Member
I don't understand all this hype for MLP.

I understand that some people watch it just because it's "something nice" to watch. I totally get that. There's a lot of admittedly crappy things I like just because they make me happy. My interest in Ozy & Millie is a good example of this.

But I will never understand how some people will go out of their way to enforce the fact that it is a legitimately well-made show. Because it's really not. I try to keep an open mind whenever I can, take everything with a grain of sugar and whatnot, but holy crap is it hard sometimes. The animation is Johnny Test tier, the cast consists of exhausted western archetypes, the episode plots are so generic and cookie-cutter that if I didn't know any better I'd guess the show was some elaborate deconstruction of the current post-golden-age era of cartoons. Even the humor isn't all that good. I think it managed to squeeze a chuckle out of me maybe once while I was watching some recommended episodes.

Eh, I don't know. Maybe I'm still "missing something here"â„¢, but I just don't think I'm up for devoting any more of my time to figuring out how this show in particular is in any way different from your average merchandise-whoring television show marketed towards the third-grader demographic.

Stay euphoric, my friends.
*tips fedora, strokes chin pensively, and pops in some Diablo Swing Orchestra*
 

Naesaki

JRPG Fanatic
Same, as weird as it sounds getting NSFW of your fursona is a gigantic confidence booster.

Was going to commission Rabbity for something like that but I missed the slot openings, and I don't think he will open again for quite a while T___T
 

Kleric

Member
You're right, my head's screaming get the fuck away from the bro ponies but if i look into my heart it reveals the truth, and the truth simply is...i want my roommate to have sex with me while dressed as Soarin!

Um...i mean...er...MLP:FIM is kinda alright and i've even enjoyed brief moments of the show but i can't see myself getting into it massively.

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He's converted you, and there is no cure.
Now you just have to tell him those exact words... and it will all be complete. The peace treaty between the great war of your mind and heart!
 
I revise for tests. Am I the only person who does? Because no one in my school seems too and i feel awkward...am i weird or is my school weird?
 

Samandriel Morningstar

The Morningstar
I confess that I have a fondness for weird Japanese food/snacks.
I just had squid jerky today,it was actually really good.
I also confess that I hate Pocky and Ramune.
 
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