Confessions thread
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Oh God it's true, whenever the opportunity arises i always end up eating dicks instead and by the time that's done i'm too full for sex. ;-;
BlitzCo
Zoots Root
Everyone in this entire fandom
BlitzCo
Zoots Root
Pffft, I'm a virgin and I know how to eat sex.
Wait...that makes me a corrupted virgin.
I'll rather eat my moonpies
Volkodav
Dad****er
i wish
I think you and i have heard some very different stereotypes...
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
Oh fuck no. Virgins don't know shit about how to sex. Gimme a slut any day.
Volkodav
Dad****er
Gimme a slut any day.
how do you think sluts are made
BlitzCo
Zoots Root
That can be the best part, but it requires a blindfold and some rope to tie them into your preferred position
BRN
WTB Forum Mod Powers
Well, I AM in the market for Croc. :3?
jtrekkie
Feathered
I feel strange tonight, also. Are you sure abandon is the right idea?
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
His meat is a little too finely cut for your tastes, I'd gather.
Like diamonds, in darkness and under a hell of a lot of pressure <3
RedSavage
Rattlesnake Flavored
I don't know.
When I left them it was, "Yeah I'll be back. I need to get my head straight."
But I think deep down I knew that I was needing an out. Rehab was my out, for better or for worse. And then I got this new driving job and I don't want to go back for fear of falling into old habits and losing it. But... I didn't SAY that. I didn't just say, "Guys. I've got to move on."
So I keep in touch and I hear one's broken up with his fiance and is drinking every day. The other one is regretting life decisions after I more or less used her for a year.
I didn't even really say goodbye, is my thing.
I just... left. Like the people who'd put up with my bullshit for 4 years straight didn't even deserve a goodbye.
That's why I say "abandon". I say the ship was sinking, and that I was the one putting holes in it, and I jumped ship.
I guess I'm feeling guilty.
Chuchi
Where'd the time go?
Whoaaaaa, you're like 15, calm your hormones down.
Aren't kids your age supposed to like... Kids Bop and Pokemon cards? :V
jtrekkie
Feathered
She has two black eyes in all the pictures I could find of her. I don't think you have a chance.
BlitzCo
Zoots Root
When your favorite band is Limp Bizkit and your favorite video game is a three-way tie between Halo, Gears of War, and Star Fox... The testosterone can get pretty high...
Chuchi
Where'd the time go?
So.. well.. my comment was sardonic and didn't really merit a response. Protip: :V tends to indicate sarcasm, or general not-seriousness. ICYMI.
I'll give you some friendly advice: You don't need to tell people your edgy favorite band/singer or your cool high-adrenaline/shoot 'em up/whatever games to make yourself sound cooler or whatever. I feel pretty confident with saying most people don't give a shit and it kinda makes you look like a tool. On top of that, it's like waving a big banner over your head that says 'Look at how COOL I am!'
Now, I'm not trying to cut at you, just giving you a friendly bit of advice from someone who is... sigh... 10 years older than you and has been around the kicks longer. Just chill it out, relax and derp around here like everyone else. It's not such serious business that you need to try to prove to some random internet woman that your interests in music and video games asserts your masculinity. Because that just makes me laugh, at the end of it.
Also, I'd watch how you go around with your macho
because this is just asking for the snark.
Just my humble opinion(s) though, take 'em or leave 'em.
D
Deleted member 93706
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I laughed so hard at this.
This post just reminded me of the time one of my friends got massively drunk, came on to me then told me he'd love to give my step sister and mum a "Biblical fucking" after i turned him down.
Thanks for that...
Butters Shikkon
Patron Saint of Queers
If I were straight, this is where I'd tell you that your apple ain't even at full ripeness yet (M'lady~) and that you don't need to give into society's bullshit that youth is like the lifespan of a gadfly. You godamn goddess.
But since I'm hella gay you gotta settle for a "Bitch, pls~"
Chuchi
Where'd the time go?
HAH! Bitch, pls~ x3 You're such a doll, Butters~ ♥
It just feels weird to say things like '10 years ago and 15 years ago and etc.' I used to roll my eyes when my mom did it, now I'm a mom and I'm doing it.
I'll always be young (cough- immature as fuck) at heart though. C:
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