Out of curiosity how does one eat sex?
Well there's only one way to gain more experience, and if you want to teach i'll be a good student. ;PYour inexperience is showing like an erection in spandex.
Well there's only one way to gain more experience, and if you want to teach i'll be a good student. ;P
Just go easy with the caning if i don't do my homework...
And this day was going so well. ;-;Confession: I'm already in a relationship.
You just got Croc Blocked, boyeeee.
Back to watching David Tennant lick ice cream.And this day was going so well. ;-;
Aaaaaaaaaand suddenly all is well once more. ^_^
Hey, there really is no shame in having to remind yourself or tell yourself every once in a while. I have to do it quite frequently, to remind myself I'm not as horrible as I was before, that I'm not who I was before, when I feel like reverting to past behavior.I sometimes feel guilty over being a decent goddamned person. It's obviously not that much effort, if you really try to be, and it only highlights what kind of a shit head I used to be.
Ahhhhh fuck it. This kind of memory lane is a bitch. I shouldn't have to tell myself over and over "you're better than you were before". I just need to BE and get on with it. Pay it forward and keep my head up.
Keep my head up baby.
Pfff, noobs.
I was a decent person from the day I was born.
Now that i know youre 15, this post is 10x funnier and i want to Sig itThis talk of sex makes me want to give Taylor Momsen the greatest fucking that she ever had in her entire life
Oof. Just nailed one of Bambi's friends to the asphalt at a high rate of speed.
Dumb ass coon prolly didnt feel a thing, at least.
I shit myself a little, then realised you are referring to wildlife.
Oof. Just nailed one of Bambi's friends to the asphalt at a high rate of speed.
Dumb ass coon prolly didnt feel a thing, at least.
If I ever honestly hit a person, in all honesty, y'all probably wouldn't hear from me for a very long time. I'd be a neurotic wreck.
Same here. ;-;
I don't drive yet, though. But god, I don't know what I'd do if I ever ran someone over.
Its a sad thing but I'm also relieved it didn't send you off the road and cause an even bigger accident
Same here. ;-;
I don't drive yet, though. But god, I don't know what I'd do if I ever ran someone over.