Confessions thread

[Ayattar]

You should come out to everyone as straight.
And then ask for cookies.

I have it written on my t-shirt together with swastika, tzar's double-headed eagle and a bust of Cecil Rhodes with flag of the II reich as the background.

 

[Atemis]

And I'm always amused about the people's reaction when they say that they're gay.
Their face when I say with bored voice "so what?" - priceless. I don't know what they want. A cookie?

You mean you weren't super impressed by how much of a unique snowflake they are?
Homosexuality is something a lot of poeple are oppressed for all the time, I don't know why there are so many people out there who are gay just for attention, it's disrespectful.

 

[Kleric]

I confess that I'm kind of a coward when it comes to people. I like to keep my distance most of the time. Then I get curious and get too close and I run back into hiding. I insist on loneliness cause it's all I really know, but truthfully I hate it. But then I don't really know how to be around people. As a result I've grown a bit flaky and aloof.

Also...Sorry for being weird. This is why I don't like making friends y'know. I kinda expect you to hate me by now, but you don't seem to be that type of person. If I were you I would hate me. Just be done and all that. I'm ok by the way, I just tried to fade out like I usually do with people. The way people talk about me you think I was a myth or something. But I like it like that. So yeah... xp

I think I'm getting used to it, I just need to remember that this is most likely the case when you're offline for awhile, and that I need to expect it at random. And yeah, you know me well enough that it'll take so, so, so much more before I could even consider hating you.

Your "weirdness" is forgiven... not something you really need to apologize for in the first place. xD
Take your breaks from humanity when you want/need to, I can understand them now. And when you're hating being alone too much, I'll be here or on Skype to talk to.
☺

 

[Ayattar]

You mean you weren't super impressed by how much of a unique snowflake they are?
Homosexuality is something a lot of poeple are oppressed for all the time, I don't know why there are so many people out there who are gay just for attention, it's disrespectful.

I have the impression that they want me to say "Awww, it must be so hard for you " and they're offended if I don't do that.

 

[Deleted member 93706]

I just saw a comic on iFunny that was gay incest yiff...
(Yes I'm bring serious) I feel like killing myself now

Sounds pretty tame. You must be new (we know, you're new).

 

[jtrekkie]

None of my family were surprised, only two friends were genuinely surprised, and the rest were like. "Yes, and?"

My whole family thinks that either I'm gay or I don't know what a sex is. I don't want to say anything because I don't want to prove them right or it isn't any of their business.

I have the impression that they want me to say "Awww, it must be so hard for you " and they're offended if I don't do that.

Probably propositioning you. Have I mentioned I'm not straight? And I don't want a cookie?

 

[Ayattar]

Then come closer, have a cookie and sit on uncle Ayattar's lap...

 

[Kleric]

My whole family thinks that either I'm gay or I don't know what a sex is. I don't want to say anything because I don't want to prove them right or it isn't any of their business.

Oh hey, my siblings like(d) to speculate the same with me. All 11 of them!
They'd be half-right on both parts. I'm Bi/Pansexual, and sometimes sex is just beyond my comprehension.

 

[shteev]

Probably propositioning you.

Ha!

I can't imagine anyone trying to make advances on Ayattar. Not if his manners offline are anything like what they are online.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

I'm just surprised people are surprised considering
a) I sound like a flamer half the time
b) I act like a sassy black girl when I want to be
c) I've said it very, very loudly before

 

[Ayattar]

Ha!

I can't imagine anyone trying to make advances on Ayattar. Not if his manners offline are anything like what they are online.

Allgemeine SS uniforms are making wonders. You should try wearing one too!

 

[Ieono]

People tell me that I come off as very intimidating, but I really do enjoy meeting and talking to new people. Haha, oh well.

 

[Volkodav]

I would suck ayattars dick in a heartbeat even knowing how he is online

 

[UrsusArtist]

different strokes, I guess.

 

[Ieono]

I would suck ayattars dick in a heartbeat even knowing how he is online

Wow you sound so hungry...yuck.

 

[Ayattar]

I would suck ayattars dick in a heartbeat even knowing how he is online

x_x

 

[Volkodav]

x_x

You can pry your dick from my cold dead hands

 

[jtrekkie]

You can pry your dick from my cold dead hands

Ayattar's dick is a steel pipe that kills people and breaks things. I'm not putting it in my mouth.

 

[Ayattar]

Ayattar's dick is a steel pipe that kills people and breaks things. I'm not putting it in my mouth.

Ah, now I get it! It's a reference to Maraz... Nooo... Why you do that? I almost ousted it from my memory...

 

[Croconaw]

I apparently got intimate with my pillow last night. And by intimate, I mean I might've asked it out on a date.



And it said yes. What have I Croc'd myself into?!

 

[Schwimmwagen]

I apparently got intimate with my pillow last night. And by intimate, I mean I might've asked it out on a date.



And it said yes. What have I Croc'd myself into?!

your waifu pillow is not real

 

[Taikugemu]

your waifu pillow is not real

Wow, that's mean :c

 

[Pyper]

What have I Croc'd myself into?!

It depends, how did the first date go and will there be a second?

 

[UrsusArtist]

Ah, now I get it! It's a reference to Maraz... Nooo... Why you do that? I almost ousted it from my memory...

One can never forget the horny panda. Or at least one shouldn't.

 

[BlitzCo]

Sounds pretty tame. You must be new (we know, you're new).

It was a lot more screwed up than you think it was