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Wolfsky

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Is the jacking off in public bathrooms the reason so many people complain about men's bathrooms being filthy? Is there crusty toilet seats and globs of sperm in random places or something? If so, no wonder urinals are a thing. Filthy ejaculate-coated stalls.

More than most times yes. People, ment there is a thing called tissues and toilet appear. USE IT.
 

AlexInsane

I does what I says on the box.
I dunno about you but public masturbation must be an addiction rather than a kink, because only a true addict would masturbate in a nasty-ass public bathroom that hasn't seen a mop in a week.
 

Wolfsky

New Member
I saw someone taking a crap in a urinal at McDonalds one time, he did it just because he could

I can honestly say that I want to do that someday to a store I absolutely despise. Just to see their reaction. I work at a fast food joint and long time ago before I came they had an elderly man come through many times. Well this man has some slight issues. Like not making it to the toilet in time to relieve himself of his bowels. More than most times you would find a nice surprise on the floor for the whole world to see. How they cleaned that shit up and who even did it just baffles me.
 

Volkodav

Dad****er
I dunno about you but public masturbation must be an addiction rather than a kink, because only a true addict would masturbate in a nasty-ass public bathroom that hasn't seen a mop in a week.

It is
There's a hot guy that works at Tim's and i go in to look at him
what i do or dont do in the bathroom afterwards is between me and a public forum and nobody else's business
 

PlusThirtyOne

What DOES my username mean...?
i think it was (in fact i'm sure it was) Louis CK that said he doesn't masturbate anymore. He just "kneads it down 'til it goes away." This is pretty close to my *AHEM* habits. i've only done the deed twice away from my home, neither of which i'm proud of and both for just the reason mentioned above. Both were quick, both were clean and neither were very much enjoyed.
 

jtrekkie

Feathered
Sometimes I get in a bad mood and go days without speaking a word.
 

Bonobosoph

4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
I have had a lazy day, it's 10:38pm and I'm just about to get in the shower. I actually can't stand being dirty as well. >.>
 

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
I'm sure most of you have done this before... I spent an entire day naked (while I was home alone)

I... have never done this. I don't like spending time fully naked. I would always prefer to have SOME clothing on.
 
A few weeks before I joined faf I lurked about 100 pages of this thread and kept saying I'll make an account tomorrow but got paranoid for stupid reasons e g friends find out , they probably think I'm a furry but don't use that term , my parents find out , that would be awkward but easily explained , { another generic reason of paranoia} and no I'm not blabbing about " coming out" this is an internet( to me) fandom dammit
 

UrsusArtist

Hurr durr I'm a Big Black Burr
I'm sure most of you have done this before... I spent an entire day naked (while I was home alone)

Yep, I've done this. But then again, I've gone camping and spent an entire day naked. (Gay clothing optional campground)
 

Ieono

Uberaffe
I'm sure most of you have done this before... I spent an entire day naked (while I was home alone)

Mmmm...I am picturing that. You are such a handsome young man too~♥

Hahaha jk
 

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
Mmmm...I am picturing that. You are such a handsome young man too~♥

Hahaha jk

You're such a flirt monkey boy V:

But I digress, I can't really be naked too much, for I feel awkward
 

BlitzCo

Zoots Root
A few weeks before I joined faf I lurked about 100 pages of this thread and kept saying I'll make an account tomorrow but got paranoid for stupid reasons e g friends find out , they probably think I'm a furry but don't use that term , my parents find out , that would be awkward but easily explained , { another generic reason of paranoia} and no I'm not blabbing about " coming out" this is an internet( to me) fandom dammit

If my parents found out that I was a furry, it would be very easy for them to make them not care. Probably because they haven't been courrupted by the stereotypes
 

BlitzCo

Zoots Root
About me spending a whole day naked. My parents and 3 little siblings were out of town that day so I had the whole house to myself, and it was on a Saturday so no school. And since I live in a rural area on a large plot of land with a lot of trees surrounding my house, it was very easy for me to get away with being nude the whole day.

I also spent 2/3rds of that day playing Super Smash Bros Wii U and Destiny on the PS4, and considering how sweaty I get when I play both of those games, being naked helped me to cool off while playing
 

Feste

I haven't found an answer yet
About me spending a whole day naked. My parents and 3 little siblings were out of town that day so I had the whole house to myself, and it was on a Saturday so no school. And since I live in a rural area on a large plot of land with a lot of trees surrounding my house, it was very easy for me to get away with being nude the whole day.

I also spent 2/3rds of that day playing Super Smash Bros Wii U and Destiny on the PS4, and considering how sweaty I get when I play both of those games, being naked helped me to cool off while playing

Dude, butt sweat on the couch is not cool. Everyone will know O.O

And yeah, I'm from the "I don't like to be naked" camp. Hell, I get shamed for taking off my shirt, there's no way I'm gonna feel comfortable with nothing XD>

I like peeing outside late at night.

Dear god yes. Nothing like a drunk pee in the woods where you can't see anything but your breath. Good times.
 

Feste

I haven't found an answer yet
It's not really a problem when you are one of the only people who sits on that couch and it's usually just my back that sweats when I play SSB/Destiny

Lol claimed the sweat with your butt sweat then X3. They're like best friends, you can't have the back sweat without the butt sweat. Where do you think it all goes at the end of the day....
 
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