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Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
Nah I wasn't ever into fire, but one time I accidentally lit my lawn on fire over night and woke up to the backyard smoking
so im out there literally in briefs, spraying my on-fire lawn down with the hose
and my neighbour comes out and sees me and im just waving

hi, don't mind me, just watering my fire half-naked
 
Gator

Gator

Uncledaddy
i used to pee my pants 'cause i didn't like going to the bathroom, so i would wait until it was too late.
 
KyryK

KyryK

Well...you tried
Banned
Seeing as we're (roughly) on the subject when i was about 10 i deliberately pissed my pants in front of my friends because they dared me to.
 
BRN

BRN

WTB Forum Mod Powers
I set a bin on fire accidentally once. Decided to set some paper on fire and was all, "yeah, that's cool". Then when it was done I put it in the bin. Fwoosh. Shiiiit.
 
Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
I lit a fire in some people's hearts.
 
LazerMaster5

LazerMaster5

Lost in the Static
Back when I was in Scouts, I used to throw random shit like leaves and snow on the campfire. Everyone hated how smoky it got.
 
Butters Shikkon

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
Volkodav said:
youve lit a fire in my loins
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Oh murr~

I confess I haven't gotten nearly anything I wanted to get done today completed. And I was thinking of making a dorky comic/sketch for the Comic thread...but I've just been lazy. >.<
 
Misomie

Misomie

Lazy Artist
The above is why I firmly believe children shouldn't own pets unless said child is mature enough for them (even then the parent(s) should suprevise and be the main caretaker.

When I was a kid, my thing was ripping ugs in half and giving the body parts to ants. I'm pretty sure at least they enjoyed it. They did take my offerings sooooo....
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
Misomie said:
The above is why I firmly believe children shouldn't own pets unless said child is mature enough for them (even then the parent(s) should suprevise and be the main caretaker.

When I was a kid, my thing was ripping ugs in half and giving the body parts to ants. I'm pretty sure at least they enjoyed it. They did take my offerings sooooo....
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That reminds me, yah I guess I did do some weird shit with animals
I used to start wars between ant colonies
 
C

Commie Bat

Active Member
I started a fire with magnesium and petrol. It got out of hand quite fast, so we decided to throw water on it. Made it much worse.

Fifteen year old me; chemist, pyromaniac, or terrorist. You decide. :V

Misomie said:
They did take my offerings sooooo....
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Misomie is the ant goddess. All hail the ant leader.
 
Gator

Gator

Uncledaddy
once i hit a lizard with a stick. i am not even sure what my thought process on that was, something about trying to catch it. ...with a stick. and i was really surprised to actually hit it. then i found that it was alive, but its leg had been broken off. i was horrified. the only rational thing to do? roll it into an ant hill so that the ants would eat it and "put it out of its misery" (after a slow, agonizing death)... but the ants didn't do anything but crawl on it and it eventually recovered, sans one leg, and went back to its lizard business.
 
Volkodav

Volkodav

Dad****er
I smacked a carpenter bee in the head with a wooden dowel because it was peeking its head out of its hole

fucker was eating the roof of my deck though
 
jtrekkie

jtrekkie

Feathered
Uncle Dis said:
once i hit a lizard with a stick. i am not even sure what my thought process on that was, something about trying to catch it. ...with a stick. and i was really surprised to actually hit it. then i found that it was alive, but its leg had been broken off. i was horrified. the only rational thing to do? roll it into an ant hill so that the ants would eat it and "put it out of its misery" (after a slow, agonizing death)... but the ants didn't do anything but crawl on it and it eventually recovered, sans one leg, and went back to its lizard business.
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D:
 
FenrirDarkWolf

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
Uncle Dis said:
once i hit a lizard with a stick. i am not even sure what my thought process on that was, something about trying to catch it. ...with a stick. and i was really surprised to actually hit it. then i found that it was alive, but its leg had been broken off. i was horrified. the only rational thing to do? roll it into an ant hill so that the ants would eat it and "put it out of its misery" (after a slow, agonizing death)... but the ants didn't do anything but crawl on it and it eventually recovered, sans one leg, and went back to its lizard business.
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I have a friend.
He once picked up a lizard.
The lizard bit his finger.
 
Ieono

Ieono

Uberaffe
I strive to be incredibly wealthy, mainly so that I can help a great deal of people. I am well on my way.
 
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