Confessions thread

[Volkodav]

self-fucking would be possible if you were hung and you cut your balls off, maybe
mmaaaybe

 

[ThePumu]

11' now. Hence the word "tried".
prolly could lick my dick if I wanted.
you could simply move them aside and tuck.

 

[Ieono]

self-fucking would be possible if you were hung and you cut your balls off, maybe
mmaaaybe

Cut your balls off? Guess you're not hung enough to do it either...

 

[ThePumu]

I'll pretend for you.~
though I wish it were shorter. It repels more than it attracts.

 

[Fatchaos]

This is why portal technology would sell well in the market!

Speaking of portals.
Had I one.
I would try it. In ways. Maybe.

 

[Samandriel Morningstar]

Invest in a bad dragon toy if you haven't.
Lordy.

 

[Ieono]

Is it gay if you are fucking yourself? I mean, it is a dick, regardless....

Masturbation? Technically, but still.....

 

[ThePumu]

Experimentation.
Curious. Not gay.

 

[Volkodav]

Cut your balls off? Guess you're not hung enough to do it either...

No, I'm not hung enough to shove my cock into my asshole, and I don't want to try it either

 

[Ieono]

Experimentation.

aka GAY.

 

[ThePumu]

Aka the exact definition of the word I decided to type.
we done?
or must I search and bad mouth you for your decisions?
technically not a quote since you chose one word out of the post.

 

[Ieono]

I've ignored so many people that I can't even get coherent chains of thoughts out of threads anymore.

 

[ThePumu]

Chains.
ive been doing it wrong.
i thought it was train of thought.
im mistaken, yes?

 

[Volkodav]

It's not gay unless you both say it is

 

[ThePumu]

On 3...

 

[jtrekkie]

11' now. Hence the word "tried".
prolly could lick my dick if I wanted.
you could simply move them aside and tuck.

Inches is two primes, that confused me for a sec.

And that other thing is over rated.

 

[ThePumu]

Other thing...?
my mistake. 11"**

 

[Volkodav]

I'm able to do it so I'm sure if you stretched your back you could do it as well.
it's killer on your back if you dont stretch though. i mean like pulled muscles

 

[Feste]

God, miss two days and I get to see a convo about self fucking. What a magical place this is...

 

[Volkodav]

ill tell you all the info you need to know about autofellatio, feste
then we can practice and ill score your abilities

 

[BlitzCo]

There actually was a guy who removed two of his ribs just to suck his own dick.

 

[Volkodav]

There actually was a guy who removed two of his ribs just to suck his own dick.

marilyn manson, and no that's actually just an urban legend

 

[ThePumu]

It's amazing how you knew exactly what he was referring to.

 

[Feste]

ill tell you all the info you need to know about autofellatio, feste
then we can practice and ill score your abilities

I'm not sure I've done enough yoga yet to be up for this

 

[Volkodav]

I'm not sure I've done enough yoga yet to be up for this

I don't do yoga
Just stretch your back. You know how when you wake up in the morning your back is stiff? Thats what you want to avoid