Confessions thread

[Feste]

I don't do yoga
Just stretch your back. You know how when you wake up in the morning your back is stiff? Thats what you want to avoid

It might take a little more than that, I have a weirdly proportioned body.

 

[BlitzCo]

I may be too bulky to do Yoga

 

[belmonkey]

I only have a decent memory when it comes to video games. It's kinda depressing meeting a bunch of new online people and trying to get to know them, but then having my knowledge of them getting mixed up or gradually fading away. I've actually kinda considered taking notes so I don't forget important details and have to be awkward and ask about them again :/

 

[mcjoel]

It kinda annoys me when people go through the trouble of making a forum account making ab intro thread and then never posting again are we really that hostile ?

 

[Ieono]

are we really that hostile ?

Yes.

 

[Feste]

It kinda annoys me when people go through the trouble of making a forum account making ab intro thread and then never posting again are we really that hostile ?

Weeding out the weak

 

[BRN]

Sheesh, Pumu, I'm packing less than you and still feel like I'm too big. Where d'you even find condoms?

 

[RedSavage]

I remember this conversation.

Me: "Gah, this condom is too tight."
Her: "Slim fit?"
"No"
"Uhm...Lemme see....oh fuck you've got a red indent around your dick. These condoms are too small hun."
"Uhm...so...what do I do..."
"You buy magnum."
"Bwah---really? I don't want the clerk thinking im some egoist >_>"
"You idiot. You're not an egoist. You just need better fitting condoms."

-one store trip and a bit of lube later-

"HOLY SHIT THIS FEELS SO MUCH BETTER"



Moral: proper fitting covers are essential.
Not that it matters anymore since I'm sterile and rarely top anyhow. But it's always nice to know Id have plenty of material for SRS if I ever decide to.

 

[BRN]

I remember this conversation.

Me: "Gah, this condom is too tight."
Her: "Slim fit?"
"No"
"Uhm...Lemme see....oh fuck you've got a red indent around your dick. These condoms are too small hun."
"Uhm...so...what do I do..."
"You buy magnum."
"Bwah---really? I don't want the clerk thinking im some egoist >_>"
"You idiot. You're not an egoist. You just need better fitting condoms."

-one store trip and a bit of lube later-

"HOLY SHIT THIS FEELS SO MUCH BETTER"



Moral: proper fitting covers are essential.
Not that it matters anymore since I'm sterile and rarely top anyhow. But it's always nice to know Id have plenty of material for SRS if I ever decide to.

I feel ya', though when that happened, rather than having such an understanding girl, my night was over. You remember how school was.

So yeah, that sucked, and I reckon that's the reason I prefer bareback? Buried pride. :V

On another note! Just got invited to a strip club by a colleague. Not gonna lie, it'd be my first one, and apparently this is some pretty haute couture shit. Lookin' forward to it.

 

[RedSavage]

I feel ya', though when that happened, rather than having such an understanding girl, my night was over. You remember how school was.

So yeah, that sucked, and I reckon that's the reason I prefer bareback? Buried pride. :V

On another note! Just got invited to a strip club by a colleague. Not gonna lie, it'd be my first one, and apparently this is some pretty haute couture shit. Lookin' forward to it.

Hahaaaa poor luck man. Ah well you get the booty now anyhow and that's what matters.
And oh dude. I hope it's a nice one.
Cause if it ain't.
Ohhhhh boy.
Those girls be ratchet.

 

[Ieono]

Penis is overrated anyway.

 

[Hewge]

I think penis is rated just fine

 

[Ieono]

Penis is everywhere...it is disgusting! Penis buildings, penis ships, penis weapons, penis penis penis! URGH!

 

[RedSavage]

Okay dude.
We get it.
You don't care about sex.
You are the asexual monkey boy wonder.

Now please excuse us as we talk about how great it is to have dicks in and around our mouths :V




(Honestly I don't give a damn either way. So long as we're going on about dicks feel free to say how overrated they are Ieono hun <3 only fair.)

 

[Hewge]

Penis

 

[RedSavage]

Penis

All up in my face

 

[Butters Shikkon]

I must admit most asexuals i've met in my travels have always ended up being closeted homosexuals. I do believe they exist though.

I don't think I've met many true ones though. ;3

 

[Ieono]

My attempts at humour oftentimes fail. I suppose I am no good at it.

In any case, I am aware that I am an unlikable person. If anyone does not like what I say, then it is best to ignore me.

 

[RedSavage]

My attempts at humour oftentimes fail. I suppose I am no good at it.

In any case, I am aware that I am an unlikable person. If anyone does not like what I say, then it is best to ignore me.

I think you are a bit of a curmudgeon but I like you just fine. <33

 

[Naesaki]

Oh Red, you really do have such a way with words, alway such a joy to read any post you do :3

 

[Ieono]

I think you are a bit of a cumdragon

Thank ye kindly!

haha, I do try my best to be as detestable as possible~

 

[RedSavage]

Oh Red, you really do have such a way with words, alway such a joy to read any post you do :3

Baaaaah I say. Bah! I'm just your daily no-gooder who happens to type half decently is all.

Thank ye kindly!

haha, I do try my best to be as detestable as possible~

You're very welcome <33

 

[BRN]

Penis is everywhere...it is disgusting! Penis buildings, penis ships, penis weapons, penis penis penis! URGH!

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[Ariosto]

I confess I really like it when these sort of conversations happen, because I'm a horndog, apparently. Sadly, in this case, I've nothing to add, I feel...

 

[Ieono]

because I'm a horndog, apparently.

Horned Canid, haha, I get it.

Unless you are saying that you are an ever-horny human being, because I definitely can relate....*humps everything in sight* Don't believe these peasants, I am no asexual!