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Ariosto

New Member
Horned Canid, haha, I get it.

Unless you are saying that you are an ever-horny human being, because I definitely can relate....*humps everything in sight*
Originally, I was planning to add a '(no horn puns please)' message, but, alas, that would've only incited even more horn puns.

And yes, I mean it in the second sense.
 

Naesaki

JRPG Fanatic
Baaaaah I say. Bah! I'm just your daily no-gooder who happens to type half decently is all.

Nonsense! If thats half-decent typing, I have to wonder what pristine typing is xD, Also is it weird I had the mental image of your fursona actually baaahing at me.........I don't know what to think anymore!!!!
 

Ariosto

New Member
Well I be a virgin so I'll be backing out of this conversation *tips hat and runs*
I'm a virgin too, but I'll be paying attention to this conversation, a lot of attention, and making inappropiate comments and appropiate questions at every point I can... or not, because I'll be entering to class soon...
 

Ieono

Uberaffe
I wish I was still a virgin.
 

Volkodav

Dad****er
Well I be a virgin so I'll be backing out of this conversation *tips hat and runs*

Get back here right now. I didnt give you permission to leave
All virgins come in this room right now

Let us focus on the topic of how female genitalia mutilation has no benefits what so ever

Neither does male genital mutilation but hey that still happens worldwide
 

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
I got to read the last thing... *Hugs*
Don't feel bad, Fen. Hope happier times await you.

Blah it's okay.
I always have my dreams and fetishes.
It's not as bad as you think, I'm just not packing quite as much as others
 

sniperfreak223

More Metal Than You !!!
Neither does male genital mutilation but hey that still happens worldwide

It makes it more difficult to masturbate...I mean, I'm pretty sure that was the whole reason the practice became so common outside the Jewish community, ya know, Victorian-era values and sexual repression and the like...then they came up with some "hygiene" thing so it seemed less weird.

Fun fact though: it was originally a practice to help with paying Egyptian soldiers, as they were paid for the number of slain enemies after battles, and were required to prove it by bringing their commanding officers the genitals of their slain enemies, so the Egyptian army made circumcision mandatory so soldiers couldn't lie to inflate their tallies by bringing in the members of fallen comrades.

For some reason (or maybe for JUST that reason) the Hebrews adopted the practice after they escaped Egyptian slavery.

I confess that I know a little too much about the history of circumcision D:
 

Ariosto

New Member
Blah it's okay.
I always have my dreams and fetishes.
It's not as bad as you think, I'm just not packing quite as much as others
I won't ask any further, for fear of getting too personal. Still, my guess is that it's not something to feel ashamed about... we come in all sizes and shapes, after all.
 

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
I won't ask any further, for fear of getting too personal. Still, my guess is that it's not something to feel ashamed about... we come in all sizes and shapes, after all.

As I said it's not as bad as you think lol
Extralarge condoms are just a struggle I'll never face.
Then again, I go through enough struggles and have enough problems that I don't need that.
 

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
It makes it more difficult to masturbate...I mean, I'm pretty sure that was the whole reason the practice became so common outside the Jewish community, ya know, Victorian-era values and sexual repression and the like...then they came up with some "hygiene" thing so it seemed less weird.

Fun fact though: it was originally a practice to help with paying Egyptian soldiers, as they were paid for the number of slain enemies after battles, and were required to prove it by bringing their commanding officers the genitals of their slain enemies, so the Egyptian army made circumcision mandatory so soldiers couldn't lie to inflate their tallies by bringing in the members of fallen comrades.

For some reason (or maybe for JUST that reason) the Hebrews adopted the practice after they escaped Egyptian slavery.

I confess that I know a little too much about the history of circumcision D:

Huh, now I never was one to care whether there was a foreskin or not, but having performed sexual acts with circumcised guys and un-circumcised guys, I honestly reckon it DOES feel cleaner when a guy is circumcised. I would rather perform fellatio on a circumcised guy, ANY day of the week.

Having this same conversation on IM now actually, I honestly am not against male circumcision at all, I just reckon that unless it's a medical reason to do it just after birth, it should only be done on someone age 18+ so they can legally consent to the procedure - of course after being given all the facts and figures about it.

At least male circumcision doesn't kill people >.<. I heard once that female circumcision leads to a 50% chance of that person bleeding to death if they give birth? If that's true that's pretty damn grim.

As I said it's not as bad as you think lol
Extralarge condoms are just a struggle I'll never face.
Then again, I go through enough struggles and have enough problems that I don't need that.

It's not the size of the weapon that counts, but how it's wielded ^.^

The guy who was the best in bed for me was also one of the least-sizable.

I also confess that these sorts of posts make me seem like some world-traveled sex demon. I'm not actually, I haven't been with a lot of guys at all. I just have a really good memory for each experience, and I'm quite blessed to have been with an interesting/wide variety of guys.

TL;DR - I'm NOT a sex demon! (I am a sergal though.....)
 
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sniperfreak223

More Metal Than You !!!
As I said it's not as bad as you think lol
Extralarge condoms are just a struggle I'll never face.
Then again, I go through enough struggles and have enough problems that I don't need that.

Insecurity about size pretty much comes with being a male...I'm above average and still feel small D:

...and being well-endowed is not always a good thing. I have accidentally hurt a few partners and I felt absolutely terrible afterwards. I even had one burst into tears after I accidentally brick-walled her...that one really hurt me.

Okay...enough of that now, gotta keep it PG13 and stuff
 

Kinharia

Drunken Irish Snow Leopard
I'll just put my paw into this.

All circumsian thingiemajig is wrong. If its okay to mutilate one gender then it is fine to do it to the other. But personally I am against it.

Confession -

I gave a friend apple juice and told them it was cider. They pretended to get drunk :)
 

Fatchaos

Perkele!
Keeping it natural, 'tis the Finn way!
And hair in lots of places. None of that porcelain bs in here.

I gave a friend apple juice and told them it was cider. They pretended to get drunk :)


They must not have been very... experienced.
 

sniperfreak223

More Metal Than You !!!
I gave a friend apple juice and told them it was cider. They pretended to get drunk :)

I once got my brother drunk off of water shots. The placebo effect is a thing.

LMFAO
JESUS CHRIST

Yeah...trust me...nothing takes a girl from "Totally into it" to "nope" faster than slamming the cervix. She called it a "female nut shot".
 
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Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
Keeping it natural, 'tis the Finn way!
And hair in lots of places. None of that porcelain bs in here.

Ewewewew I can't stand body hair!

I made my most recent partner shave all his body [torso/back] hair whenever we met up. Something about a very overweight, hairless guy is wonderful though, I'm not to blame for this =V
 
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