Confessions thread

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Body hair attracts me.
I don't need to get into another conversation abkut my foreskin again, that happened already.
Anyway, I got drunk once. All I did was giggle and play BGO woth my friends

 

[Ariosto]

I'm most fond of body hair and muscles myself.
I also see nothing attractive in alcohol, so I've never been drunk.

EDIT: I'm also very hairy, if I say so. My body hair is one of my most prized physical atrributes, makes me look cuter.

 

[Fatchaos]

I find the complete lack of hair unnatural. Fake.

Seems like people have this odd obsession that when something grows out of you, you need to pluck it out 'coz someone said it looks ugly. Well, fuck you. My tummyhair is adorable.

 

[Volkodav]

I like to shave and I like guys shaved because pubes and pube stubble feels disgusting on skin

 

[BRN]

Not one for pubes, and prefer to keep my own facial and torso hair trimmed. But I really don't mind folks legs, in any condition of hairiness. Y'know?
Let's be honest here, it's the chest I'm lookin' at anyway, whatever the gender. <3

Circumcision's a weird subject for me. Back when I was too young to know the difference, first guy I ever fooled around with was circumcised and so I never cared much beyond "yours looks different". Having properly slept with both kinds later in life, I find it's easier and more fun to toy with an uncirc'd, right? Like, the sex is the same, the foreplay's different. More freedom of movement, cuter noises 'cos of the sensitivity.~

... I think I brick-wall'd a twink once. That guilt. The sharp cringe. The never-getting-to-top-that-guy-again :[

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Six if I was skinnier I'd be twink material and you could top me all you want you sexy beast <3

 

[Volkodav]

yall need some serious lessons in virgin-fucking

 

[BRN]

Six if I was skinnier I'd be twink material and you could top me all you want you sexy beast <3

Pics. <3

 

[Atemis]

And how exactly do two gay men decide who tops and who bottoms, do they discuss as they strip, is there some sort of penis sizing contest?
I like to imagine they play rock, paper, scissors for it.

 

[FenrirDarkWolf]

Pics. <3

I'm a bit chubby Six, but I got twink mentality.
I'll sesend pics later, Skype me up maybe. But if you wanna see, look in the mugshot thread and look at my vids for mai body :v

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

This thread. Seriously.
Just imagine a bunch of dudes (and gals) crammed into a church confessional, rappin' about pube shavin', virgin fuckin', genital mutilating, dick suckin', cervix smashing sex. -then the priest walks in.

 

[BRN]

And how exactly do two gay men decide who tops and who bottoms, do they discuss as they strip, is there some sort of penis sizing contest?
I like to imagine they play rock, paper, scissors for it.

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[ThePumu]

Nobody knows this about lil ol me, but i can sing.

 

[Volkodav]

And how exactly do two gay men decide who tops and who bottoms, do they discuss as they strip, is there some sort of penis sizing contest?
I like to imagine they play rock, paper, scissors for it.

There's a pre-fuck fighting ritual

 

[Deleted member 93706]

I find the complete lack of hair unnatural. Fake.

Seems like people have this odd obsession that when something grows out of you, you need to pluck it out 'coz someone said it looks ugly. Well, fuck you. My tummyhair is adorable.

I read that in your voice.

 

[Fatchaos]

I read that in your voice.

Good. Let my majesty echo inside your head forevermore!
Nah, it's just because you associate what I write with how you remember my voice (duh). To me, this happens sometimes, and sometimes it does not. If I think about it, I start reading with the 'matching' voice instead of the 'neutral' voice.

I confess I am a very bad loser.

 

[Deleted member 93706]

I confess I am a very bad loser.

Especially in Dota 2 when Chuchi is sitting right next to you making sure that you know exactly how badly you did. :3

 

[Naesaki]

*pokes head through the door to the confessional* Is it safe yet? *looks around for a preying Volkodav*

 

[Ariosto]

*pokes head through the door to the confessional* Is it safe yet? *looks around for a preying Volkodav*

Theoritically, it is, so would the last two posts imply.

I confess I think I should spend a little less time here these days.

 

[Naesaki]

I kind of went for a nap earlier so I missed the whole posting session xD

 

[Volkodav]

*pokes head through the door to the confessional* Is it safe yet? *looks around for a preying Volkodav*

You will never escape

 

[Naesaki]

You will never escape

I know it to be true, one can never truly escape o___o

 

[Volkodav]

I know it to be true, one can never truly escape o___o

Accept it already and become one of my sluts

 

[BRN]

Master/slave business blows. I'm more for, y'know, friends during the day go to see casual entertainment in the evening, casual sex all night, wake up grinning and exhausted and 'seeya next week'

 

[Shadow Jaeger]

I confess i always read funky's comments with vageta's voice