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Amiir

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Luki said:
I'm kinda fearful when it comes to those "crunchy" bugs like beetles and roaches. Yuck. Which is terrible because where I live there's always these huge beetles flying about. It's the worst when the dumb things smack against you x_x

Things like moths and spiders are kinda cute, though.
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Aww but beetles are so cute. When I get the chance I pick them up and let them walk on my hands. Ditto for porcellionidae. They always end up with their belly up so I waste minutes getting them back on their ''legs''. They're both so goofy and cute.

Out of all bugs, ladybugs are the best tho


Ah, speaking of porcellionidae, there's this... Thing which holds a few resemblances with them: the tongue eating louse. See for yourself, though be aware, it's pretty fucking gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMK7C_HwI4
 
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Misomie

Misomie

Lazy Artist
Amiir said:
Aww but beetles are so cute. When I get the chance I pick them up and let them walk on my hands. Ditto for porcellionidae. They always end up with their belly up so I waste minutes getting them back on their ''legs''. They're both so goofy and cute.

Out of all bugs, ladybugs are the best tho
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Try doing this to ladybugs during their mating season. Sure you can hold hundreds at a time but then they start biting because some obnoxious kid decided to desturb them.
 
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Amiir

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Misomie said:
Try doing this to ladybugs during their mating season. Sure you can hold hundreds at a time but then they start biting because some obnoxious kid decided to desturb them.
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Are you talking out of experience?
 
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Hewge

Banana Party
Banned
I wish that I never found out about macro/micro fetishes. 'Cause whenever I play Starcraft I am always reminded of it, and that bugs me mildly sort of
Basically; whenever I play Starcraft, I am thinking of that Funky guy.

bby
 
Fatchaos

Fatchaos

Perkele!
BlitzCo said:
I like to kill bugs by squashing them with my thumb, even the big crunchy beetles
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Well I ate a spider because Chuchi told me to.
Caught it with me bare hands I did. And ate it. Om nom nom.
 
Chuchi

Chuchi

Where'd the time go?
Fatchaos said:
Well I ate a spider because Chuchi told me to.
Caught it with me bare hands I did. And ate it. Om nom nom.
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It's true, I did. D:
In my defense, as weak as it is, it wasn't actually a spider, it was a lukki.
*cough*
 
Naesaki

Naesaki

JRPG Fanatic
Chuchi said:
It's true, I did. D:
In my defense, as weak as it is, it wasn't actually a spider, it was a lukki.
*cough*
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If I saw one of them, I would have vacated my house and burnt the whole place down just to make sure it was dead......did I mention I'm terrified of spiders?
 
Chuchi

Chuchi

Where'd the time go?
GarthTheWereWolf said:
I hope you gave her a kiss right after <:
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Nope! All of my nopes.
This was while we were still LDR and I still lived in the United States.

So, I convinced him to go outside, catch a lukki and eat it, all from 6,800+ km away
:3 :3 :3
muwahahaha
 
FenrirDarkWolf

FenrirDarkWolf

Trapped in a Lucid Eclipse
Chuchi said:
Nope! All of my nopes.
This was while we were still LDR and I still lived in the United States.

So, I convinced him to go outside, catch a lukki and eat it, all from 6,800+ km away
:3 :3 :3
muwahahaha
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Chuchi you evil bastard, I love you
(Also, your husband is totes adorable)
 
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Schwimmwagen

Well-Known Member
Fatchaos said:
Well I ate a spider because Chuchi told me to.
Caught it with me bare hands I did. And ate it. Om nom nom.
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So how was it?

I made my friend eat a spider with the promise of money that I never gave him, and he told me it wasn't that bad. He described it as the aftertaste of a peanut.
 
Fatchaos

Fatchaos

Perkele!
Schwimmwagen said:
So how was it?

I made my friend eat a spider with the promise of money that I never gave him, and he told me it wasn't that bad. He described it as the aftertaste of a peanut.
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It was actually rather tasteless. The legs felt horrible in my mouth though.
 
Gator

Gator

Uncledaddy
for three days now i have been staying up all night, then napping in the middle of the day. i keep trying to fix it, but seems like i can't. i'd have thought sleeping only four hours would leave me tired enough to go to bed at a normal time, but apparently not.
 
Chuchi

Chuchi

Where'd the time go?
Luki said:
So I'm named after a spider and some naked lady in Finnish.

Cool cool .-.
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But it's not actually a spider though!
Also, I did link to an image before.

And don't worry, it's l-u-k-k-i, not l-u-k-i. Important distinction in Finnish.
Luki is apparently a company, not sure for what though.

So there, you're not named after a not-a-spider-thing, you're named after a company.
:v
 
Samandriel Morningstar

Samandriel Morningstar

The Morningstar
isuckatdrawing said:
MAXIMUM JELLY
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Hehe,the Jerky has a really great flavor to it,it's not overly spicy or overpowering in any manner.
The cheese has a slight smoky flavor/smell and it's spicier then the jerky.
One thing I love about Wisconsin,Jerky and Cheese places everywhere.
 
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Amiir

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Fatchaos said:
Well I ate a spider because Chuchi told me to.
Caught it with me bare hands I did. And ate it. Om nom nom.
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You're gonna get along just fine with them asians then

They say insects will be the food of the future. Thank you but I'll stick with my salami. Mmh, that sounds ambiguous
 
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