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Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers

~Jester

The Mad Katter
I once smoked oregano cause I was out of weed... twas really gross and didn't get me the slightest bit high...
 

Torrijos-sama

The Artist Formerly Known as Jesusfish
I once smoked oregano cause I was out of weed... twas really gross and didn't get me the slightest bit high...

How did you run out of weed in BC?

Besides, while it's decriminalized where you're at, it just got legalized south of you, in the non-Monarchist/Imperialist part of North America.
 

~Jester

The Mad Katter
That was when I was like 15 lol, It's not decriminalized in bc "yet". I am jelly of washington state though....rawr.
 

Chaossal

Member
I confess I had zebra print bed and pillow for a while >.>
(was not the one to pick it out was a gift from my grandma and I lived with her at the time so I had to use it or she would have gotten upset >.<)
she went really crazy once when she bought me some HIDEOUS pajamas and I did not wear them(don't remember how they looked anymore) but I really had to draw the line at those >->
 

Ieono

Uberaffe
Sometimes I skip class just to continue masturbating.
 

KyryK

Well...you tried
Banned
I once smoked oregano cause I was out of weed... twas really gross and didn't get me the slightest bit high...
I did the same thing with catnip once.

It burns hot enough to be painful when you inhale it and all it did was make me feel dizzy and slightly sick.
 

WolfNightV4X1

King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy
Well...today was an interesting workday.

So I work at a boarding kennel right? I just got back from the back after letting three dogs out to do their business, I come back to see my coworkers giggling in the front doorway, they're looking in the playpen and I turn my head to see the two of the three dogs getting it on. So this dog is humping him...or so I thought...according to them there was full on fucking going on. I saw the little dog get up and his whole penis is unsheathed and exposed.

So the rest of the day we joked about the gay dogs, and how well hung the small dog was...

Also, I got my coworkers number because we exchanged pictures of dog porn...I will never live that one down...

Edit: ...he was a really hot guy too, I swear this is the weirdest thing I've done in my life.
 
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Harbinger

The Last of Us.
Well...today was an interesting workday.

So I work at a boarding kennel right? I just got back from the back after letting three dogs out to do their business, I come back to see my coworkers giggling in the front doorway, they're looking in the playpen and I turn my head to see the two of the three dogs getting it on. So this dog is humping him...or so I thought...according to them there was full on fucking going on. I saw the little dog get up and his whole penis is unsheathed and exposed.

So the rest of the day we joked about the gay dogs, and how well hung the small dog was...

Also, I got my coworkers number because we exchanged pictures of dog porn...I will never live that one down...

Edit: ...he was a really hot guy too, I swear this is the weirdest thing I've done in my life.



An average night on FA then :V
 

KyryK

Well...you tried
Banned
I don't post in the Rate The Song Above You! thread because i know i wouldn't be able to stop myself from posting stuff like this:

[yt]4ux8Jr9QxKI[/yt]

knowing people would be forced to listen to it.

:twisted:
 

RedSavage1

DefunctDupAccount
I once got drug out the back of a car for a block and a half for dealing grass.
A cop drove by.
On an empty 5 line city road.
At 4 am.

Somehow completely missed us.


I have come to grips with the fact that I should either be dead or in jail right now. The fact that I don't have a criminal record is, in fact, incredible.
 

Kokoro

Member
I still hold in what may be at the root of all my deepest conflicts. At the time when I was first discovering sexuality as a young teen, I learned I was into weight gain, and I told a couple of my friends. They judged me harshly for it. That on top of the conflict I felt growing up transgender, sexuality and emotions in general always felt so... wrong. All the time. And I still beat myself up over what I said, even though I know it shouldn't even matter. As a result I never developed the ability to let my tensions loose to really connect with people. The clearest example is with dancing; any moment I feel a connection to music and I want to open up to that primal human emotion - the beat and rhythm, I collapse all sense of feeling whatsoever.

I'm getting better, and finally starting to feel again, here and there. Gradually. Maybe part of letting go is getting this out there.
 

Teckolf

Drank ALL the Coffee!!!
I am slowly realizing that I am far more "furry" then I ever meant to become...

I have not watched a youtube video that wasn't furry dancing, furry music, fur con, or about dogs in several weeks now...
 

ElZorroValdez

Milk Bar Regular
I once vomited a shot of booze back into the shot glass at a party, and this guy came into the kitchen and drank it after I said that I poured it but couldn't drink it. I couldn't bring myself to say what was really in that glass, or I guess I was probably too drunk to care.
 

mcjoel

Pepmurrmint Fox
.slennahc on gnivah ot ssefnoc I. esion etihw tub gnihton raeh I

If you only hear white noise you want to check your reception.
 

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
I still hold in what may be at the root of all my deepest conflicts. At the time when I was first discovering sexuality as a young teen, I learned I was into weight gain, and I told a couple of my friends. They judged me harshly for it. That on top of the conflict I felt growing up transgender, sexuality and emotions in general always felt so... wrong. All the time. And I still beat myself up over what I said, even though I know it shouldn't even matter. As a result I never developed the ability to let my tensions loose to really connect with people. The clearest example is with dancing; any moment I feel a connection to music and I want to open up to that primal human emotion - the beat and rhythm, I collapse all sense of feeling whatsoever.

I'm getting better, and finally starting to feel again, here and there. Gradually. Maybe part of letting go is getting this out there.

Don't beat yourself up about things you thought when you were younger - no one had a clue when they are kids =) The fact that you have a better understanding now means more to anyone.

I once vomited a shot of booze back into the shot glass at a party, and this guy came into the kitchen and drank it after I said that I poured it but couldn't drink it. I couldn't bring myself to say what was really in that glass, or I guess I was probably too drunk to care.

...

...

Ewwwwww.
 
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Selachi

Guest
Haha not my own confession but way too relevant for me not to share. Yesterday one of my best friends confided in me that he has a phobia of mascots/fursuits. You have no idea how much willpower its gonna take for me not to terrorize him when my own arrives.
 

PlusThirtyOne

What DOES my username mean...?
i confess i spend LOT if time in this thread typing up confessions in the "Quick Reply" window, sometimes for 15-20 minutes, 6-10 paragraphs, sometimes full novels worth of serious confessional material...

...and i don't have the courage to click "Post". i just close my browser.
 

Kosdu

Member
i confess i spend LOT if time in this thread typing up confessions in the "Quick Reply" window, sometimes for 15-20 minutes, 6-10 paragraphs, sometimes full novels worth of serious confessional material...

...and i don't have the courage to click "Post". i just close my browser.

In the end, we don't know you outside of this forum, so there's no reprecussions for what you say here, really.
 
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