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Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
Yeah i call bs on the worm thing too. That would hurt like hell and kids hate pain.
 

Biochemiphy

I'LL BE BACK "SOON"
Yeah i call bs on the worm thing too. That would hurt like hell and kids hate pain.

It didn't hurt at all :/
Remember that we are talking about 1 worm at a time, and not adult worms. And not actually INSIDE of my penis. They were baby worms, I assumed the big worms didn't belong to the 'mummy worm' (thankfully).
 

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
Maybe he's a born masochist like me

Then Billy shoved worms down his incredibly small urethra, he felt a surge of impossible burning and felt once again at peace. This was to be the beginning, next he would get the safety pin and experiment with that.

It didn't hurt at all :/
Remember that we are talking about 1 worm at a time, and not adult worms. And not actually INSIDE of my penis. They were baby worms, I assumed the big worms didn't belong to the 'mummy worm' (thankfully).

I was about to say...
 

Ariosto

New Member
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ebmTkOtpQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
6:07 and on.
Reposting this because I was asked to elabourate.
A few words that come to mind: surprising, unearthly, ethereal, and, at the end, naïve and childish. Madama Butterfly, or, the exotization of Japanese women through music.
What intrincancies lie in the music that make it sound 'foreign'? I don't know, but I can analyse the effect it produces; subjective as it is, there's no denying her music is completely different from the western man's. On every article I've found, the same point is stated: their music is, indeed, constructed differenly, in accordance to the codes of musical orientalism.
 
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Astrium

King of the Noodles
I just noped the fuck out of my own bathroom after I saw a big-ass milli/centipede hanging out near the corner of my bathtub. It was somewhere between four and six inches long. I was standing there brushing my teeth and just trying not to stare at it. It just... Ugh. *Shudders* I may be 6'2" and 195 lbs, but I'll be damned if I'm going up against one of those creepy crawly motherfuckers. I just shut it in the bathroom for the night.
 

DevilishlyHandsome49

The Most Handsome Devil
I just noped the fuck out of my own bathroom after I saw a big-ass milli/centipede hanging out near the corner of my bathtub. It was somewhere between four and six inches long. I was standing there brushing my teeth and just trying not to stare at it. It just... Ugh. *Shudders* I may be 6'2" and 195 lbs, but I'll be damned if I'm going up against one of those creepy crawly motherfuckers. I just shut it in the bathroom for the night.

*cringes and shivers all over my body* ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
 

Misomie

Lazy Artist
The black widow (that lives in my bathroom because I keep forgetting to catch her) recently killed a four inch millipede. Its corpse is right below her web.
 
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Uncledaddy
how the fuck are people attracted to justin bieber
he seriously looks like a little kid, it's actually creepy.


anywho, i confess there are a couple of threads on here that i have purposefully avoided posting in.
 
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Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
>:p blegh. i am, least when it's on a man... not that i'd call that one a man.
i still say he looks like somebody pasted a twelve year old's face onto an adult's body. and his body don't do much for me, either. nosir, i find him most unremarkable!

For me, its just right. Not too muscley and not too skinny. (Although I kinda like fatties too) I'm complicated.
 

Gator

Uncledaddy
For me, its just right. Not too muscley and not too skinny. (Although I kinda like fatties too) I'm complicated.

needs more meat on 'im, i say
and hair
and a bag over his head
then we'd be doin' alright.


:I also, i confess i'm plotting to buy ice cream cones next time i go to the store. i shouldn't. they're bad. but god are they good
 

Cocobanana

Member
I can only be attracted to people who find me attractive (except for the folks who are super desperate and find EVERYONE attractive... I can smell that a mile away and that smell belongs in the toilet). I can fantasize about a dude until I find out they're straight or have a mate or aren't interested in me for some other reason, at which point I quickly and completely retract my crush to be used on someone who matters.

This seems like a contrary approach to most, who have 'types' that they chase, requited or not.
 

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
Look at his Bulge... It's either photoshopped or inserted a banana in his underwear to make it big

The only way to find out is to find him and take them off. You and me have yet to have a wacky adventure...how's the month of June looking for you?
 

Red_Lion _

Member
What Bieber seriously needs is some body hair and a nice thick beard. His face can't really be salvaged but it can all be covered with generous amounts of body hair.
 

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Uncledaddy
What Bieber seriously needs is some body hair and a nice thick beard. His face can't really be salvaged but it can all be covered with generous amounts of body hair.

i still favor the classic brown paper bag with a crudely-drawn smiley face on it.
 
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